Borborigmus, eh?
Is that an 'i' or a 'y'?
The things I don't know.
The things I don't know!
Both y and i are allowed -
I like y better.
I like y better
It is a crooked letter
Which suits my warped mind
Which suits? My warped mind
imagines them all naked.
Suits would be better.
Suits would be better
If they were plum or purple
Coloured velvet - nice!
Coloured velvet - nice!
I wore red at Christmas time
It lit up the night.
It lit up the night
Aurora Borealis
A shimmering sheet.
A shimmering sheet
of undulating colors
Gems in northern skies
*Sorry, messed up on syllable count at first
Gems in northern skies
Dazzle the onlooker's eyes.
Electrical feast.
Electrical feast
Times Square aglow with neon
The Big Apple shines
The big apple shines
I've polished it to a sheen
Now take a big bite!
Now take a big bite
Of your delicious homebaked
Lemon meringue pie.
Lemon meringue pie
is one of my favorites-
but only home-made.
*sorry - messed up on the count again - I'm out of it today.
But only IF home made,
Would that fit the bill, Aidan?
Enogh syllables?
Enough syllables
Are what I struggle to find
I'll give it a rest.
*for now - thanks Clary
I'll give it a rest
And get ready for my class
In aquaerobics.
In aquaerobics
I nearly drowned when I fell;
but they fished me out.
but they fished me out
And I lived to tell the tale
I'm sorry to say.
"I'm sorry to say
you're fired. But please don't be
too mad," her friend said.
"Too mad", her friend said,
to stick around any more.
I'll see you later."
