She lit up our lives
That adorable puppy
Was a gift from God
Was a gift from God
Was sweet darling firefly
Or so her Mum said.
Or so her Mum said -
She was no better than a
Common alleycat.
Common alleycat,
what a great name for a band
of musical mice!
Of musical mice
What can anybody say?
They only do squeaks.
They only do squeaks
when the attempt to play the
guitar - awful sound!
Guitar - awful sound,
When played by talentless teen
With girl who can't sing.
guitar - awful sound
In the hands of a clunker
But what about Bob?
With girl who can't sing
any ensemble sounds bad -
Oy vey, my poor ears!
Oy vey, my poor ears!
Weighed down by these long earrings
Made of pink crystal.
made of pink crystal,
fascinating the way they
catch the ev'ning light
Catch the ev'ning light,
as it turns from blue to pink,
and then lustrous red.
And then lustrous red
Hair appeared after the rinse
Call me Carrot Top
Call me Carrot Top
Or Asparagus Eyebrows -
Whatever you please.
Whatever you please
Will please me as well, I think
I'm feeling open.
*Clary - just want to say, I like your screen name. I've never heard it before and I think it's pretty. Is it short for something?
I'm feeling open
To new experiences,
Funny foreign food.
Funny foreign food
tickles the tastebuds and it
rumbles the tummy
rumbles the tummy
in undulating blurt waves
and lower things still
And lower? Things still
Move uneasily down there.
Borborigmus, eh?
