Dry on the paper,
The curled-edged tuna sandwich
Attracts the seagulls.
Attracts the seagulls
The scourge of the bright blue sky
Go, fly away birds
Go, fly away birds,
Over the rainbow hills and
Into the evening.
Into the evening
The day evaporated
Gone forever more
Gone forever more
Are the seaside girls
What are we to do?
What are we to do
With these unruly children
Turn them into toads?
What are we to do?
No sunny skies for the next
five days, they report.
<Despite what I said somewhere about Spendius being able to read, he/she obviously can't be bothered to go to the beginning of the thread and read the first post...>
Turn them into toads
In the hole, those nice herby
Sausages, firefly.
Sausages, firefly!
Sausages and cottage fries!
Pancakes will be fine.
Pancakes will be fine
Interlaced with eggs and ham
A la mode française
A la mode Francaise
I looked in a book to see
Looks like an omlette.
Is that better Miss?
YAY!! Did you know you are an anagram of PISS NUDE?
Looks like an omelette,
Acts and thinks like an omelette -
Perhaps it is one.
Perhaps it is one
Either an omlette or piss nude
May I choose between.
May I choose between
Underdone steak and omelette?
I'll take steak, I think.
I'll take steak,I think.
But I'm a vegetarian
Better think again.
Better think again
before joining thishere link!
Brainiacs abound!
Brainiacs abound
Like ping pong balls back and forth
Played on trampolines.
Played on trampolines
Until I broke my ankle
I felt like a fool
I felt like a fool
Which won't surprise anyone
Especially not me.
Especially not me!
I would never do that! Just
what was it again?
