And I never will
Eat oysters on the half shell
Stomach in distress
Stomach in distress
Direct me to the restroom
Hurry, hurry please.
Hurry, hurry please
we have to catch this airplane
Italy awaits
Italy awaits
A golden boy's returning.
Don't wait now, kicky.
Don't wait now, kicky,
Get out there and give 'em Hell,
Singing fit to bust.
Singing fit to bust.
Is that bust as in bronze bust,
Or a lady's chest?
Or a lady's chest
Of drawers, a refined piece of
Antique furniture.
Antique furniture
Not to be mistaken for
Doddering old men.
Doddering old men
Are nearly always grumpy.
Not like us ladies!
Not like us, ladies
The gents won't ask directions
No wonder they're lost
No wonder they're lost
Those old ladies in the park
Glasses left at home
Glasses left at home
I cannot read the menu
No dessert for me!
No dessert for me
Now must sit in the corner
Reflect on bad deeds
Reflect on bad deeds
When you are shut up in clink -
Or plan an escape.
Or plan an escape
Chance would be a fine thing, if
Such were possible
Such were possible
If you dared to make a stand.
Your vote counts, a bit.
Your vote counts a bit
So use it wisely, my son
May your wish come true
May your wish come true
Teri Hatcher said
And then I woke up
"five for one and three
for the other" was the price
for the bowling shoes
