A wonderful life
Impossible without you
the one I'm waiting
The one I'm waiting
for, backordered until next year,
is the crystal vase.
Is the crytal vase
to put some flowers inside
memories of you
Memories of you:
Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha.
That was so funny.
That was so funny.
So funny that the buttons
popped on my sweater.
Popped on my sweater?
Pooped on my sweater, that bird did,
whilst parroting coos.
Whilst parroting coos,
I laughed at the silliness
of the naked man.
Of the naked man
and arms, oh, mores, calls need
for the dogs, the dogs.
<given more time, I might have worked out
a better set of phrases, or maybe not>
for the dogs, the dogs
save all the scraps from dinner
they will lick your hand
they will link your hand
and the floor and then the edge
of the wastebasket.
Of the wastebasket
There is little I can say
It just stands and waits
It just stands and waits
another memorable word
one I can not say
One, I cannot say
But the other I can shout
Without offending
Without offending
sensitive souls, how can we
improve our teatime?
improve our teatime?
Add some honey to the pot
Scrumdiddlieyum
Improve our teatime,
won't you, with a selection
of confections sweet.
Scrumdiddlieyum,
rub your tum tum with a single
pearl; you'll feel much better.
Pearl, you'll feel much better
If you come with me to lunch
It will cheer you up
It will cheer you up
But only for a short while
Then you'll want to cry
