That's so convenient.
Love and tea offered by you.
Full service romance.
Full service romance
Is all I have to offer you
but nobody comes
But nobody comes
to any of my parties
could it be my breath?
Could it be my breath-
less adoration that makes
you recoil and wince?
You recoil and wince
Just because I said,"Marriage"
So, go take a hike!
So, go take a hike!
Get out of my life, or stay,
Be miserable.
Be miserable,
Or if thou wilt, be jolly.
I care not a fig.
I care not a fig
for any hasty pudding.
Chocolate? Thank you!
Chocolate? Thank you!
But not nougat, please, it pulls
Teeth and is too sweet.
Teeth and is too sweet?
Diabetic piranha?
I give up -- tell me.
Teeth and is too sweet
It remember me ice cream
thank you, not this time
Thank you, not this time
I have gone on the wagon
No egg nog this year
No egg nog this year,
unless it is virginal.
The hard stuff gets me.
Or...
No egg nog this year.
Just give me whisky, I say,
and plenty of it.
and plenty of it
bourbon, if you please, barman
I have to forget
I have to forget
All those slights of the past year
I want to move on
I want to move on,
become fixed to something else.
Sturdier? Hopeful.
Sturdier, hopeful
The New Year will bring success
I can dream, can't I?
Welcome, cartoon girl!
I can dream can't I?
I'd like to dream of meringue
snowdrifts and kisses.
Snowdrifts and kisses
And walks on clear starry nights
An ideal winter
An ideal winter
snow and cups of hot chocolate.
A wonderful life.
