Each morsel enchants
but i despise the garnish
parsley is so gross.
Parsley is so gross,
Rosemary so bitter, but
I like Sweet Basil.
I like Sweet Basil
Rathbone, he is
quite the guy
Quite the guy, he tried
to right the wrongs and tie wings
and things with floss silk.
and things with floss silk
excite Gus tremendously
Turkey's should beware.
Turkeys should beware
Thanksgiving is drawing near
(Just U.S. turkeys)
Just US turkeys,
no turkeys from strange lands!
We're Puritans here!
"We're Puritans here,"
Commands the religious right
To silence dissent
To silence dissent
I took a plastic bag and
Put it on my head.
Put it on my head,
she said, staring at the crown.
Diamonds are my friends.
Diamonds are in my family -
My aunties Pearl and Ruby
Were great collectors.
Were great collectors
Of rare first edition books
Bound in fine leather
Bound in fine leather,
she struggled to finish her
yoga exercise.
Yoga exercise
Makes one limber through stretching
I do it nightly
I do it nightly
but i don't know why i tell you
some things are secret.
Some things are secret,
As James Bond said as he drank
A dry Martini.
A dry Martini
is there any other kind
add 2 olives please.
Add 2 olives please
And shake, but very gently
You should not bruise Gin
You should not bruise Gin.
After you knock back a few
Do you really care?
Do you really care?
Apathy: my religion
Pray for...nevermind.
