Grandpa was a slob;
He blamed Grandma, whose cleaning
Skills were minimal.
Skills were minimal
Couldn't even boil an egg
But he had good teeth
But he had good teeth
So he could eat raw mutton,
Chew uncooked turnips.
Chew uncooked turnips
and be like the Whiteadders,
"a horse's willie!"
Chew uncooked turnips
And bowels will get revenge
Prepare for great farts
Pipped firefly, but nice!
A horse's willie
Cooked in red wine with mushrooms,
Came to the table.
Came to the table
Dressed to kill. Cavfancier
Looks dangerous now.
Looks dangerous now.
The table is set with food.
Grab your seat right now!
Grab your seat right now!
Or there's no TV tonight
Mother has spoken!
Mother has spoken
Sit down, have dinner, or chat
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
Hope you have a frightfully
Ghoulish time tonight
Ghoulish time tonight
Watching scary movies on
Satellite TV.
Satellite TV
a dream or wish for my house
settle for cable.
Settle for cable
They have some great old movies
Watch "Casablanca"
Watch "Casablanca"
and say "play it again, Sam"
Wait, it's "play it, Sam."
Wait, it's "play it, Sam."
you do remember the lines.
Now quote a sonnet.
Now quote a sonnet,
hard to do in haiku, but
let me count the ways.
let me count the ways
your brilliance is fabulous
now to taste your food!
Now to taste your food!
My, such succulent delights
Each morsel enchants
