For delightful posts,
and railings and general
glee, call on Miss Flea.
Glee! Call on Miss Flea
To hear thee and to cheer thee.
For a good time, call....
For a good time, call....
Got her number off a wall
I'm rather hard up
I'm rather hard up
And keep within my own shell
For a soft-boiled egg
For a soft-boiled egg
And crisp buttered-toast soldiers,
I'd give you some books.
I'd give you some books,
But I am such a pack-rat
That I keep them all.
That I keep them all
Should not bother you. You have
Enough to get on with.
Enough to get on with?
Still not enough. I want more
Until I've got all.
Until I've got it all
I won't stop cleaning the gunk
Out of my oven.
Out of my oven
Came the most beautiful cake
And then I woke up.
And then I woke up
To find the angel lover
Had gone with my purse.
Had gone with my purse
To buy some fruit. What's that?
A windblown gift. Red.
A windblown gift. Red
Balloons landed near my feet
I went home smiling
I went home smiling
knowing you would be at home
waiting to love me.
Waiting to love me,
That angel lover again.
Thief!! Where is my heart?
And then I woke up
and realized that this was
a sad, poor sentence.
Theif!!Where is my heart
a seething coal of hatred
smolders in my chest.
Smolders in my chest -
The barbecue fork you threw
Across to hurt me.
A cross to hurt me;
That crucifixion sucks, man.
Hills are for climbing.
Hills are for climbing,
And water is for drinking.
What are crackers for?