kettle. Can you help?
I feel so short and stoutish
Have a slimming tea?
Have a slimming tea?
How nice of you to offer.
Any more cookies?
Anymore cookies?
Sorry, but I'm trying to
cut back on the sweets
cut back on the sweets
why of course i am i'm fat
my big ass is proof.
My big ass is proof
Of how well endowed I am
Bigger is better
Bigger is better
more cushion for the pushin'
that's my new motto!
That's my new motto
"Carpe Deum--Seize the Day"
Live in the moment!
Live in the moment
grasp each minute with new hope
it is all we have.
It is all we have
So we must eat chocolate bars
I can manage that
"I can manage that"
said the reckless manager
but he got fired
But he got fired,
that dirty rotten no good
Oh, hello old pal
Oh, hello old pal!
It's nice to see you again.
It has been so long
It has been so long
since I gazed upon your eyes,
blue pools of sorrow
Blue pools of sorrow
Those polluted waterways
Help save nature's gifts!
Help save nature's gifts!
Vote Bush out of office, now
Then, perhaps, we'll see
Then, perhaps, we'll see
If Kerry can do better
He couldn't do worse
He couldn't do worse
unless blind deaf and brain dead
like our current corpse.
Like our current corpse,
All our dearly departed
Deserve good send offs
Deserve good send offs
why of course, my dear good friend
you are most worthy.
You are most worthy
Of an A2K award
For delightful posts
