Whistle round your shack
Show those varmints you ain't scared
But keep that gun close
But keep that gun close
To her head, so she knows that
You'll really use it.
You'll really use it
That sample of Viagra
What a night ahead!
What a night ahead!
Reruns of Startrek, The Next
Generation - Wow!
Generation - Wow!
Are those thirteen to fifteen
Things just excite them
Things just excite them,
Those poor deprived children from
The land with no toys.
The land with no toys
Only imagination
Kids are still happy
Kids are still happy
As long as they have plenty
To occupy them.
To occupy them
Get them a new computer
That will do the trick
'That will do the trick'
Said the evil chef when he
Poisoned the lamb stew.
Poisoned the lamb stew
To off his mother-in-law
Now he's doing time
Now he's doing time
Previously time did him
The game is now tied
The game is now tied
We go into overtime
Last one standing wins
Last one standing wins
Think I'll pick up my marbles
And head for the door
And head for the door
Did I win or did I lose?
I'll never tell you!
All right... break it up.
Break it up!
Competition kills the poetry.
<ahem> for solar's avatar while looking out my window --
Skies gray and white
Allow no sun
Yet define my dark conifer lines.
...
Piffka, your Haiku must use the last line of the one above you as your first line.
The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the last line five.
I'll never tell you!
You never keep my secrets
So I can't trust you
but you have to admit, what Piffka said was pretty neat!
So I can't trust you.
You eat my last candy bar.
I"ll find other friends.
I"ll find other friends
There must be someone out there
Who thinks I'm special
Who thinks I'm special?
My lines are wrong. But worse, my
syllables don't count.
<sorry -- I didn't know you were playing a game.>
