With your damn father
You will likely land in jail
You are both losers
You are both losers,
To make the ugliest pair,
On such lonely nights.
On such lonely nights,
I recall the day we met:
You were such a dweeb.
You were such a dweeb,
How could I sit and listen?,
I felt so sickly.
I felt so sickly
After eating all those clams
They made me sea sick
They made me sea sick
Won't take me fishing again
Since I lost my lunch
Since I lost my lunch
money, I've been scrounging for
cookies and good snacks.
Cookies and good snacks
Tend to show up on the hips
Let's hear it for curves!
Let's hear it for curves!
If we only had straight lines,
Comedians bomb.
Comedians bomb
The auditorium where
Hecklers practice taunts.
(gee... a bit gruesome here.)
Hecklers practice taunts
But Bush goes on undeterred
Four more years of this?
Four more years of this,
and I'll have eaten every
type of chocolate.
Type of chocolate
Milk, dark, or white, are all fine
When you're in a funk
When you're in a funk
Check the roadmap, trace your steps
Maybe made wrong turn
Maybe made wrong turn
And wound up in Atlantis
Learn to swim--quickly!
Learn to swim--quickly
If You Do not want to drown.
It will be worth it!
it will be worth it,
if you ever choose to pay,
greedy little man.
Greedy little man
Hoarding the food for yourself
Share it with neighbors
Share it with neighbors:
Tomato crop too big- they
Hate me anyway
Hate me anyway
you want. I'm used to it now.
Beauty is a pain.
<snort>
