Why is she naughty?
Never question a gift horse...
Just grab a halter!
Just grab a halter
And shake them about a bit
For quick stress relief.
For quick stress relief
Learn some deep breathing techniques
Or meditation
"...Or meditation."
Huh? What? I'm sorry, I was
Sleeping cross-legged
Sleeping cross-legged
Can give your mate the feeling
You want to take off
You want to take off
your sweater, but the breezes
kick up, whipping you.
Kick up, whipping you
Hurricane winds can be fierce
Best to stay indoors
Best to stay indoors
when the mosquitoes are here.
They sting and bite. Ouch!
They sting and bite. Ouch!
Quick, get the aerosol spray!
Kill those buggers fast
Kill those buggers fast
Could be evil terrorists
Let God sort 'em out
"Let God sort 'em out"
said the spider to the fly,
"I'm late for dinner."
I'm late for dinner
Or maybe I'm just really
Early for breakfast
Early for breakfast,
Or were you just up all night?
You look bleary eyed
You look bleary eyed
At the clock. Another night
Spent writing bad poems.
Spent, writing bad poems.
A vitalizing pursuit?
No, write better ones.
No, write better ones
Or get a friend to write them
You need Cyrano
You need Cyrano
But he is such a nosy
Bastard, don't you know?
Bastard, don't you know
How he cheats on his girlfriends
Breaking all their hearts
Breaking all their hearts,
Winking at every girl
that passes. That cad!
That passes - that cad,
That terrible meal, that row
With your damn father.