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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
boomom2
 
  1  
Sun 5 Sep, 2004 10:05 am
Why is she naughty?
Never question a gift horse...
Just grab a halter!
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Sun 5 Sep, 2004 11:53 am
Just grab a halter
And shake them about a bit
For quick stress relief.

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firefly
 
  1  
Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:48 pm
For quick stress relief
Learn some deep breathing techniques
Or meditation
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Equus
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 11:01 am
"...Or meditation."
Huh? What? I'm sorry, I was
Sleeping cross-legged
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 01:14 pm
Sleeping cross-legged
Can give your mate the feeling
You want to take off
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 02:19 pm
You want to take off
your sweater, but the breezes
kick up, whipping you.
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 02:28 pm
Kick up, whipping you
Hurricane winds can be fierce
Best to stay indoors
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 02:36 pm
Best to stay indoors
when the mosquitoes are here.
They sting and bite. Ouch!
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 6 Sep, 2004 02:40 pm
They sting and bite. Ouch!
Quick, get the aerosol spray!
Kill those buggers fast
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Equus
 
  1  
Tue 7 Sep, 2004 11:38 am
Kill those buggers fast
Could be evil terrorists
Let God sort 'em out
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cavfancier
 
  1  
Tue 7 Sep, 2004 11:43 am
"Let God sort 'em out"
said the spider to the fly,
"I'm late for dinner."
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boomom2
 
  1  
Tue 7 Sep, 2004 11:45 am
I'm late for dinner
Or maybe I'm just really
Early for breakfast
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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 7 Sep, 2004 03:39 pm
Early for breakfast,
Or were you just up all night?
You look bleary eyed
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Tue 7 Sep, 2004 11:05 pm
You look bleary eyed
At the clock. Another night
Spent writing bad poems.
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:00 am
Spent, writing bad poems.
A vitalizing pursuit?
No, write better ones.
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 8 Sep, 2004 08:44 am
No, write better ones
Or get a friend to write them
You need Cyrano
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Equus
 
  1  
Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:00 pm
You need Cyrano
But he is such a nosy
Bastard, don't you know?
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:56 pm
Bastard, don't you know
How he cheats on his girlfriends
Breaking all their hearts
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Wed 8 Sep, 2004 08:06 pm
Breaking all their hearts,
Winking at every girl
that passes. That cad!
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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 9 Sep, 2004 12:46 am
That passes - that cad,
That terrible meal, that row
With your damn father.
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