I am a football,
Hiked, kicked, thrown, passed, carried
Toward life's end zone.
Towards life's end zone
We must career at full tilt,
There's no stopping time.
There's no stopping time-
The light-worn clock of time moves
Every second flees.
Every second flees,
And every flea seconds this.
Life is an edelweiss.
Life is an eidelweiss:
Its stubborn leaves pale with time.
Water down your life.
Water down your life,
Avoid strong emotions now.
Watch, and drift along.
Watch, and drift along
Go with the flow of the stream.
Admire the lilies.
Admire the lilies
A pocket full of daisies
tip-toe through tulips
Tiptoe through tulips
Patter past periwinkles,
Breeze by buttercups.
Breeze by buttercups
Carries spring's fulfilled promise
In gold to my nose.
In gold to my nose,
Piercings bring exoticism
To my quiet life.
In gold to my nose
Sunshine pops out the freckles
A flush on my cheeks
In gold to my nose
Out with vision to my eyes
Thoughts flow 'round my head
A flush on my cheeks
Foot placed directly in mouth
I've removed all doubt
I've removed all doubt
The clothes are off, I'm naked -
I've a third nipple.
I've a third nipple
A pink moustache, green forehead.
Feeling lucky tonight?
Feeling lucky tonight?
I can show you a good time!
We can watch Seinfeld!
We can watch Seinfeld!
We'll learn to dance like Elaine!
Thrash about the floor
Thrash about the floor,
And swing from the chandeliers -
A birthday party!
A birthday party!
For the Chinese New Year - The
Year of the Monkey
