@edgarblythe,
Announcer: You are now approaching JFK airport.
Milton Jones: I never realised that was his surname. That must mean he's related to Charles De Gaulle.........and John Lennon.......and Stanstead.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg
@eurocelticyankee,
Dont confuse "Is" from the "Isms"--(? anyhelp is welcome)
@farmerman,
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@eurocelticyankee,
Or a blind guy with a cane.
“There are seasons in every country when noise and impudence pass current for worth; and in popular commotions especially, the clamors of interested and factious men are often mistaken for patriotism. ”
― Alexander Hamilton
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Anatole France, The Red Lily, 1894, chapter 7
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
~Voltaire
@msolga,
The problem in a free country is preventing people doing what they want to do.
Lord Justice Leveson.
“He who opens a school door, closes a prison.”
― Victor Hugo
“Virtue often trips and falls over the sharp edge of poverty.”
Eugene Sue
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
~ Mae West
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson
@eurocelticyankee,
well, depending on who we're talking about, of course
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks
Quote:'I'm not going to ask for a liver transplant, it's not fair,'' he said. ''I'm 55 years old; I'm not going to put my name down against some 10-year-old kid.''
~ Chopper Read, former ruthless (Oz) career criminal
Cancer-stricken Chopper 'has weeks to live':
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/cancerstricken-chopper-has-weeks-to-live-20120427-1xomd.html
I fear being shot out of a tree with a tranquilizer and poked with a stick.
- maxdancona
“Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.”
Willie Nelson
@edgarblythe,
God is jealous, and therefore human grandeur cannot long endure.
Aubrey de Selincourt.
