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Albuquerque
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2021 09:45 am
Maths without Language is like dehydrated water.

Filipe de Albuquerque
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2021 10:23 am
“Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?"
"Every one of them," Yossarian told him.
"Every one of whom?"
"Every one of whom do you think?"
"I haven't any idea."
"Then how do you know they aren't?"
"Because..." Clevinger sputtered, and turned speechless with frustration.
Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew up into the air to drop bombs on them, and it wasn't funny at all.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2021 06:50 am
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2021 06:02 am
“May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
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Albuquerque
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2021 07:19 pm
Everybody is lonely, some just don't know it.

Filipe de Albuquerque
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2021 08:53 am
“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jul, 2021 07:31 am
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jul, 2021 07:36 am
"Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want that for?" "I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!" Curly and Moe
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2021 08:34 am
“As I walked out the door toward the gate that would lead to my freedom, I knew if I didn't leave my bitterness and hatred behind, I'd still be in prison.”
― Nelson Mandela
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2021 07:03 am
Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2021 05:17 pm
"Steal a little, and they put you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king."
--Bob Dylan
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jul, 2021 07:26 am
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.”
― Reba McEntire
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2021 09:05 am
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2021 06:52 am
Bill Waterson authored the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes and therefore ranks among the great thinkers of the age.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2021 06:50 am
“The world is not to be put in order. The world is order. It is for us to put ourselves in unison with this order.”
― Henry Miller
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2021 07:15 am
“One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jul, 2021 06:35 am
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
― Dave Barry
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jul, 2021 08:40 am
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Jascha Heifetz (1901 - 1987)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2021 07:28 am
“It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses.”
― George Eliot
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2021 07:12 am
“The fiendlike skill we display in the invention of all manner of death-dealing engines, the vindictiveness with which we carry on our wars, and the misery and desolation that follow in their train, are enough of themselves to distinguish the white civilized man as the most ferocious animal on the face of the earth.”
― Herman Melville
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