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Suicide bombing in Israel, Afghanistan and Iraq, Earthquakes in Iran, many Soldiers died, Mad Cow disease, Sars re-emerging in China, MJ, US fingerprinting foreigners, Orange/Red Alerts causing plane to be grounded. Just to name a few.

Aliens at Denver International Airport, British Mars Explorer shot down by Cydonians, Pat Robertson announces his desire for a sex change, GW Bush discovered to be a poorly disguised Charlie McCarthy dummy....

Lieberman admits that trying to undermine Dean ultimately helps Bush; VP Cheney denounces sweetheart deals given to US corporations in Iraq; Saddam acknowledges storing WMDs and shows US captors a map; Britney Spears renounces sleazy career and applies to college.

Ok can you guys put it dates by when these things happened? It would really help

NOte to dragon...this is not "we do your homework for you dot com."

And dragon,

One of the above responses was actually serious. Extra credit if you can determine which was the real answer.

Hint: There are an awful lot of news sites on the internet. Why don't you try www.cnn.com.

Most emailed stories on Yahoo Dec 22,2003

At the bottom of the page there is a drop down box where you can select the other dates.

The top story must have been:

India beats Australia at cricket![/b]
It happened only once, mind you - but is was a disaster in Australia - and caused a tidal wave in India!