This Ain't No Party, This Ain't No Disco, This Ain't No Foolin' Around

so, um, i can't dance at the jefferson memorial

really?

isn't this the guy who instituted the very idea of freedom in america

and is rumoured to have gotten jiggy with a few of his unpaid female employees

i believe a mr. d bowie said it best

let's dance

Heard of a van that's loaded with weapons,
packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway,
a place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance,
I'm getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstore, lived in the ghetto,
I've lived all over this town

Now i'm gonna have that song in my head all day.

Cool.