AFTER THE RAPTURE . . .

@Region Philbis,

Not just him! I saw two empty sets of clothing on a walk through Cambridge today.

@littlek,

I havent seen rosborne all day. Thatd really piss me off. Hes been a real cog in the evolution arguments with the Fundamentalists and Papist hogswallopers, and all along he was foolin us.

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Those bastards promised to leave, and i think at the least they should find a deserted island somewhere and hit the goddamned road ! ! !

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

I havent seen rosborne all day. Thatd really piss me off. Hes been a real cog in the evolution arguments with the Fundamentalists and Papist hogswallopers, and all along he was foolin us.

I'm here, I'm here (waving) .... How come nobody can see me?

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What's that faint, odd noise in the background?

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@Setanta,

It's either you thinking or me passing gas.

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Then I think about all the people who sold all their stuff and donated the money, and are likely desperate right now, it brings a smirk to my face.

And that makes me feel like a bad person =)

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@Sturgis,

Likely odd, unlikely faint.

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I was betting on 2012 to be the year to get wrapped...but just to be on the safe side I murdered some people I didnt like (atheists mainly) and packed my bags.......when, suddenly, nothing happened....and continued to happen for quite a long time.....so now what do I do ? Anybody want a slightly used psychopath for a boarder ?

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@Setanta,

WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE UP ALL THERE MONEY AND HOUSES AND PERSONAL BELONGINGS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED THESE MORON? TO ME THIS JUST SHOWS HOW DANGEROUS RELIGION IS!

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@farmerman,

Papist hogswallopers? I thought catholics were fine with evolutionary theory as long as they attached a "first cause, aka god" to it.

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I was really looking forward to the end of days. Im still crossing my fingers for zombie apocalypse Drunk

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

After the god squad floats off into the sky, what are your plans? Party? Ransacking abandoned houses? Hot-wiring abandoned cars?

what makes you think that it hasnt already happened?
besides the fact im still here...

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@Telamon,

Whats your Zombie plan ? I have shotguns and ammo all around the house...I plan on living upstairs because Zombies are like Darleks...they cant climb stairs . People laugh at me now, but when the Zombies attack we will see who has the last laugh......(hint : me) .

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@Ionus,

I have already developed a checklist i follow every day to prepare me for such an event.

http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz110/TommyBoy_tjs/photo.jpg

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@Telamon,

Excellent ! A fellow list maker...do you mind if I borrow that list ? Mine is not as detailed .

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@Ionus,

http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz110/TommyBoy_tjs/breakglass.jpg

but of course, took awhile to develop.

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@hamilton,

It appears that he got the dates wrong. In rechecking his calculations, the new "THIS TIME I GOT IT RIGHT" date for the Rapture and the Apocalypse together, is October 21 2011. Good thing, I hated that 5 mpnth wait between rapture and firey end of the planet.
So now we have 5 more months of debauchery and eating pistachios even though were not supposed to.

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