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How can I make him cry?

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chai2
 
Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:07 am
Setanta is being really mean to me. How can I make him at least snivel?
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:10 am
Take his dictionary away from him.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:24 am
@chai2,
Ask him about his pets that have passed, oh wait, that works with anyone...
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:36 am
@chai2,
Ask for Mame's help - she can make anyone cry.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:43 am
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:04 am
@chai2,
I can make him froth at the mouth. Is that good enough?
George
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:16 am
Two words: Old Yeller.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:17 am
Setanta said:
Quote:
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah . . .


but it should be set to music:

Nyah,♫♫ nyah,♪♪♪ nyah, ♫ nyah,♫♪♫♪♫♪ nyah . . . ♪♪♪♪♪♥

Joe(except the ♥ part)Nation

Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:18 am
Just parrot him.

Yes, it's an old, childish trick, but when you keep it up for at least 72 hours--just repeating exactly what the person says, at a higher, mocking register, without so much as blinking or otherwise revealing a hint of human sympathy--your subject will eventually become unraveled and tearfully call you a "sick, soulless ****" and such like.

And, presto! You win.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:24 am
@Gargamel,
Right.

Also saying "That's you. I'm not. Ha!" no matter what he says.

Even when he finally cries and makes an abject apology and promises to foreswear any further abuse.

"That's you. I'm not. HA!"

Joe(Don't forget the HA!)Nation
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:37 am
@DrewDad,
You're a legend in your own mind . . .
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:43 am
Anyway Chai, you big bully, so what if you make me cry ? ! ? ! ?

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:08 am
@Setanta,
Is that a bit of spittle, there, right at the corner?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:08 am
@Joe Nation,
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:09 am
@Joe Nation,
great

now he's going to have an earworm and be singing that alllllllll weekend

great way to make ME cry!

Evil or Very Mad
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:11 am
@George,
George wrote:

Two words: Old Yeller.


Or 3 words:

Marley and Me.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:25 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

George wrote:

Two words: Old Yeller.


Or 3 words:

Marley and Me.



Or Son-in-Law.


http://ec5.images-amazon.com/images/I/71EA9AZXMCL._SL500_AA300_.gif

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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 12:31 am
@chai2,
Onions.
Make him peel lots of them!
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:52 am
Nah, the best suggestion is to tell him you ran over both of his dogs! I bet he'd be blubbering big time.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 08:03 am
@Mame,
Nah, take away his poutine..
 

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