May 21ST.

Breaking news... (for real)

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REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Iceland's most active volcano erupted Saturday, with a white plume shooting 18,000 feet into the air, scientists said.

The eruption was followed by around 50 small earthquakes, the largest of which measured 3.7 on the Richter Scale, according to Iceland's meteorological office. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns/world_news-europe/

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@JPB,

so the guy will use this and say that maybe god was just too TIRED to get the whole earth, just a big group of sinners..

watch!

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I bet other planets get to rapture. It should be our turn to rapture. Sad

We never get to rapture.

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@edgarblythe,

Now Now Ed, don't throw your toys out of the pram. Smile

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@eurocelticyankee,

I was listening to a service for "Post rapture power of attorneys" to make sure that the rapturee's worldly affairs are disposed properly and pets , in case a rapture contract is entered into, are assured to be cared for according to the contract. The thing that I found amusing was that rapturees could be assured that folks of the following religions would not be raptured.
Jews
Hindus
Muslims
Catholics
Atheists,
Animists,
Anabaptists

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@farmerman,

I suppose they let the Sikhs in..

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@farmerman,

and Unitarians....don't forget Unitarians

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personally I'm always on the lookout and hopeful for a big eruption.

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@farmerman,

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"Post rapture power of attorneys

I wonder does that still stand, a clever lawyer could have stated it
in the contract as a date as opposed to an event, ouch.

Them there Born again boys ain't much for sharing.

No Catholics?? I suppose Jeebus was worried about the "little boys".

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@farmerman,

Oh, thank God!

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Arizona doesn't have DST .... so I do have to wait one hour more, I think.

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@eurocelticyankee,

I misppoke, it would actually be powers of attorney

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Today's list of earthquakes around the world with a magnitude greater than 5.0. They're all aftershocks of larger quakes from months ago.

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MAP 5.8 2011/05/21 22:06:27 35.592 140.728 34.5 NEAR THE EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN
MAP 5.0 2011/05/21 21:37:11 -5.821 129.406 255.0 BANDA SEA
MAP 6.1 2011/05/21 21:17:01 -30.775 -178.133 19.8 KERMADEC ISLANDS, NEW ZEALAND
MAP 5.0 2011/05/21 16:30:31 31.259 -41.003 9.9 NORTHERN MID-ATLANTIC RIDGE
MAP 5.3 2011/05/21 13:08:06 17.257 121.755 45.1 LUZON, PHILIPPINES
MAP 5.0 2011/05/21 09:53:55 -7.265 147.003 42.6 EASTERN NEW GUINEA REG, PAPUA NEW GUINEA
MAP 5.2 2011/05/21 08:33:21 65.369 -166.891 19.2 NORTHERN ALASKA
MAP 5.1 2011/05/21 00:41:37 -55.997 -27.195 40.7 SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION
MAP 5.9 2011/05/21 00:16:27 -56.066 -27.165 64.8 SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION

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@farmerman,

At the end of the day FM we're all still here, stuck in a groove.
We didn't even shed them born again boys n gals.
Jeebus did forsake us, maybe we're not that important after all. DOH!
Ah well, I think we have another date with Jeebus in Oct?
and we've got that Mayan thing in Dec 2012, we might get lifted yet.
Keep your ear open for when tickets go on sale.

Best I've heard so far is a reversal of the earth's magnetic field, that
I can get my head around and is very plausible.

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@eurocelticyankee,

magnetic reversal is a possibility but it takes several thousand years to get er done. When the field intensity drops to near zero as she reverses, we will all have to live indoors for several decades. Foods going to be a problem.

That, at least has some physics behind it, all this foofing up in the sky is a fairly recent concoction and it's tied to another bullshit story, "THE FLOOD".

I am really bummed at all this. Now Ill have to weed my garden after all.

Course , who am I kidding? I was never up there on the swooshing to heaven list , Ive said some nasty **** to the MAN and if he is anything more than a cum stain, he will be sorely full of wrath .

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@eurocelticyankee,

Don't forget 18:00 hours has yet to hit the island state of Hawaii. It's presently 15:46 hours Saturday (HST), Hawaii Standard Time. Jesus could in fact be dropping in on a luau in a couple of hours.

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@farmerman,

Is there not evidence of pole reversal starting already, hasn't the magnetic field weakened in some areas already.
Is there not a train of thought that it can "flip" a lot quicker than was first thought.

Don't give up, isn't Jeebus supposed to have forgiveness in him somewhere, maybe he'll give you a pass.
In the meantime get weeding.

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@farmerman,

Why would we have to live indoors and why would food be a problem?

And why does it reverse?

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@dlowan,

In short, Radiation.

Why does it reverse? why, don't know.
Just know that the rocks tell us it does, the magnetic pole
is locked in fresh lava as it cools.

Maybe, the Earths core flips.?? FM?????

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