May 21ST.

Well!, Whad'Ya Know, we're still here, it's just a day like any
other day. Who'd a thought it.

Thats it now till the next crackpot & bunch of suckers come along.
I'm sure we wont have to wait long as there is an abundance of them
out there all competing for our "souls" and our cash.

6.07 pm 21st May here....so far so good.

Well it's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The usual crowd shuffles in . . .

I hope my AMish neighbor gets raptured. Id like to take over his 60 ACre section of fileds next to my property.

Ill bet air traffic control will have a bunch of UFO reports this afternoon.

NOW, just to get it right. All this rapturing is gonna start at 6PM, WHICH TIME ZONE??

Im not expecting this to go very far specially since this **** is all tied to "THE DATE OF THE FLOOD",

The guy who started this is a retired civil engineer. You know about engineers. They cant make a left turn on a street without detailed instructions.

Well, the day is not over. One can always hope.

Are we there yet?

This just in.
Shamelessly stolen from Failbook

With the first overall pick of the Rapture Draft...God picks Macho Man Randy Savage....ooooohhhh yeaaaahhhhhh

will they have slim jims in the afterlife I wonder?

Just the fat free kind, I think.

Shalom, brother.

Okay, so now what?

Close your eyes. Click your heels three times. Repeat to yourself, "There's no place like Heaven."

its rapture day. you better wear clean panties

why bother? You'll be shitting them soon enough

I'll wear my best panties for Jeebus.

wonder if he would be offended if I wore a thong..

Tut Tut, he doesn't like being distracted, you know when
he's rapturing an' such.

Only 35 minutes left on rapture day here in Korea. What a gyp. I want my money back.

It's just as I suspected. The only one taken was Macho Man, the wrestler. The rest of us were found wanting.