@eurocelticyankee,
If you could get us an exact time, that'd be helpful. Also, if time zones will be respected. Thanks.
@Irishk,
I think it's 12:00 AM HCT tomorrow (Harold Camping Time)
Rap
@Irishk,
Will crickets do? I hear they're back this year..
@JPB,
That flow is clogged by sticky goo. I think that's old snickers bars.
@Irishk,
Here you go. It's 6PM local time everywhere.
Quote:Hansen, a former Naval officer, said his sister ship was the Tuscaloosa. He compared the damage to be seen on May 21 to the recent monster tornado that ripped the city apart. Picture a stone age, he said.
"Death will be everywhere," Hansen said. "Millions, perhaps hundreds of millions, will die tomorrow."
Hansen said the rapture will be marked by a rolling earthquake with a force 1,000 times greater than the earthquake in Japan.
The quake will being in New Zealand at 6 p.m. local time and move west until the entire world feels its effects.
The world will not officially end until Oct. 21. According to the Bible, Hansen said, the apocalypse will last for five months. At that time the world and its very elements will be destroyed by God, who will create a new heaven with no death, pain, or remembrance of the former world.
Because the world's end is set for May 21, Friday is the last day believers can be changed to a glorified body and be saved by God.
More, if you really want it.
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:
This might belong on the "Stupid Meteorology" thread...
Shouldn't the temperature on Rapture Sunday read 666 degrees for all us heathens who won't be getting high on Jesus that day?
Good thing it will happen on a Saturday. Imagine all them unmanned cars during rush hour.
Well, it's 11:17 a.m. on Sat., the 21st here in Korea.
Overcast. Slight drizzle.
:coffee:
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:Imagine all them unmanned cars during rush hour.
I hope they left their keys. I might score a Volt!
Volt? I want a Mustang. Shelby GT. Convertible. Why would you concern yourself with gas mileage and emissions at this point?
After channel surfing I notice all the televangelists are still pimping for tithes, though. Just in case
I thought somebody would offer to console the widows.
@blueveinedthrobber,
Quote:Why would you concern yourself with gas mileage and emissions at this point?
That's the best part! I had pizza for lunch and skipped the treadmill.
@blueveinedthrobber,
blueveinedthrobber wrote:After channel surfing I notice all the televangelists are still pimping for tithes, though. Just in case
They have to pay for all those billboards somehow. They'll be back in a few months.
Oh crap it's only ten minutes away. I need to prepare.
<grabs lube>
The only thing I worry about is that May 22nd doesn't turn into a mass suicide day for all those who are so profoundly disappointed that they weren't one of the chosen and were left behind with the rest of us. I also worry that those who are so invested in May 21 being the end of the world, will commit mass murders, a la Jonestown, to prevent their followers from discovering they are frauds.
has anyone found jesus yet???
