Mame & Chuck Norris have never been seen together

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[+3] - chai2 - 05/03/2011Mr. T once beat Mame at a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Mame invented racism.
[+3] - Linkat - 05/03/2011When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks he closet for Mame.
[+3] - Ticomaya - 05/04/2011Mame isn't scared of the dark -- the dark is scared of Mame.

@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

Coincidence?

I think not.

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@rosborne979,

Mr. T once beat Mame at a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Mame invented racism.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mame allows to live.

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That Mame girl scares the Hell out of me, the more so since the last time she was in town. But i do think you are overrating her powers . . . give her a couple strong drinks and she goes all cuddly and kittenish . . .

. . . wait a minute . . . that's not what i meant . . . oh **** . . .

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@chai2,

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks he closet for Mame.

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Obviously, neither one exists.

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I heard she was part of the raid on Bin Laden. Wouldn't surprise me if she made the kill shot.

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@chai2,

I don't 'allow', they have to 'grovel'...and the list is endless..

and Linkat - I was his Right Major Lieutenant - i know EVERYTHING... (wonder why they haven't called me, they have all my contact numbers, hmmm...)

and Set - hello, I was really nice to you! And I didn't haveta be... esp with what I KNOW (from you know, the Al Qaeda forces and all) about you.

Huh, I breed FEAR into the hearts of EVERY PERSON...I'm 5'2" and I'm TOUGH!

Cool

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@Ceili,

Not quite, but close - I called it, honey. I said "HIT HIM!!!" and they did. I will never go down in history because of my modesty, but you heard it here first.

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@chai2,

Heard mame had a sex change; meme's the game now.

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Who the hell is Chuck Norris ?

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@Mame,

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I'm 5'2" and I'm TOUGH!

No No NO...the expression is : "I HAS TUFF"

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Mame didn't have to shoot Bin Laden.

She told him to implode his head, and because he was afraid of what she would do if he disobeyed her, he did.

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

Who the hell is Chuck Norris ?

Surely you jest.

And yes, I did just call you Shirley.

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@chai2,

I am going to give him a flogging if he goes near Mame again...how dare he ! Who is he any way ? Chuck Norris - isnt he a dead test pilot ?

Shirley .

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@Mame,

Hey - I'm 5'2" too! Can I join the tough club?

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@Ionus,

He's (aka Mame) Texas Ranger; Delta Force; and some other deadly stuff as well..

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Mame isn't scared of the dark -- the dark is scared of Mame.

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Well, all I can say is that when we had the meeting in San Francisco, there
were tons of guys in black suits and black glasses hovering around in the
background. When they started taking pictures, I thought it was for georbeob1 country club cronies (to show them that George had friends too), but later we found out, they were from the Canadian Intelligence Bureau.

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Mame & Chuck Norris have never been seen together

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