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Sun 4 Jan, 2004 06:58 pm
A young girl was in court one day and the judge had to make the decision as to where she should live.
He looked at the little girl and asked her, "Would you like to live with your father, young lady?"
"No, no," the girl cried. "My father beats me!"
"Well", said the judge, "would you like to live with your mother then?"
"Oh please no!" she cried, "My mother beats me too."
The judge looked upon her with compassion and asked in a gentle voice. "Who do you wish to live with?"
She looked up at the judge and said, "I want to live with the Green Bay Packers. They don't beat anybody."
pfffffft
Packers 33, Seahawks 27, OT
i think green bay is a nasty little town, but their team is fine.
Memories of having a huge crush on Paul Hornung, many years ago.. hmmm. (What was I thinking?)
That game seems closer than expected.
Memories of having a huge crush on Paul Hornung, many years ago.. hmmm. (What was I thinking?)
That game seems closer than expected.
Beware, you've taken your very existence into precarious waters.
Your in for it the minute the
cheeseheads find you!
I've heard they can raise a real stink.
I recall being in a bar in Chicago some years ago (it was the Pump Room at the AmbassadOr East Hotel, if memory serves). Talking to strangers, as often happens at a bar, someone mentioned Green Bay, WI (the town, not the team). Foolishly, I made a comment to the effect that Green Bay (again, the town) has nothing going for it except a bunch of whores and a so-so football team. A man at the bar bristled and called me on it.
"My wife happens to be from Green Bay," he said.
Flustered and embarrassed, I could think of nothing better to say than, "Really? And what position does she play?"
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