EVER WONDER?

ever wonder?

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
Tennessee Titans ?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one
enjoys it?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

A bargain: something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.