Pandas

PLEASE spread the word if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't discuss this, because they have already been eaten by pandas. 6% of people are sitting in their showers armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will debate what to do about this menace . Are you awesome ?