LITTLE TIDBITS TO MAKE YOU SMILE........

The Mood Ring ==
> My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it
> turns green.
> When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
>
> === The Water Pistol ==
> When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother,
he
> discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the
> nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm
> surprised at you. Don't you ! remember how we used to drive you crazy with
> water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."
>
> === Half Price ==
> USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied
> their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR
> department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used
the
> special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still
> pouring in asking, "What trip?"
>
> === Life After Death ==
> "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
> "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything
> just fine," the boss went on. "After you
> left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped into
> see you."
>
> === Going Grey ===
> One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do! the dishes at
> the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands
> of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at
> her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white,
Mom?"
> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that a little girl does something
> wrong and makes her mommy cry or makes her unhappy, one of her hairs turns
> white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
said:
> "You must have really pissed off Grandma.