@Reyn,
Aw, sorry about your cold, Reyn.
If it's any consolation, I have one, too .. or else some unpleasant allergic reaction to something in the air. I can't tell which.
So you are not alone in your misery.
I hope that cheers you up a bit!
So how does a sick person enjoy themselves on their birthday, Reyn?
Are you staying in bed today or is a little bit of celebration possible?