Therein lies the problem. At no time did I ever claim to be Asian, or even partly Eurasian. You assumed I was Asian. You also assumed I was a racist, orange, uncircumcised (got that one right), philistine (I could be related), bigoted, beige and so on. You jumped to a conclusion and didn't look back. In fact, in many cases, here on good ol A2K, you've repeated said assumptions and behavior ad naseum.
So no, I'm not PaddyH. Or most of the above.