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I just spilled yogurt on my black shirt

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:59 pm
I hope no one thinks it's semen.

I swear, I haven't even BEEN to Sunflower Market since all that happened!

Goat yogurt BTW.

No, not Old Goat yogurt.
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 01:28 pm
Milk and other dairy products are THE worst thing to spill on material and/or rugs. The sugars and bacteria starts to grow, etc. etc.

Better if it had been semen.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 01:31 pm
@PUNKEY,
But then a baby might start growing on my shirt.
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hawkeye10
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 02:12 pm
@PUNKEY,
Quote:
Better if it had been semen.


Wow, how is it that you dont know that semen has a lot of sugar in it....inquiring minds would like to know...

Quote:
The seminal vesicles produce a yellowish viscous fluid rich in fructose and other substances that makes up about 70% of human semen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 02:35 pm

if i'm wearin' my black suit, i make sure to grab a black yogurt before i leave the house...
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 02:45 pm
@Region Philbis,
That's a rather racist comment, don't you think?

I imagine you think black yogurt comes from black goats.
Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 03:44 pm
@chai2,
Every time now, I see Greek Yogurt in a store ad - that is all I can think of.

I now cannot eat it.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 03:47 pm
@Linkat,
(This is pretty depressing PR for what I think is one of the better grocery stores I've ever been to).

Corgi hair used to stand out on various black dresses and slacks of mine. I probably should have masked that with a nice wash of dilute yogurt..
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 04:10 pm
@chai2,

black yogurt comes from the black sheep in the family, silly...
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 04:12 pm
@Region Philbis,
But their wool probably doesn't show on black clothes..
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 10:51 pm
@chai2,
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I hope no one thinks it's semen.

I just spit up in my mouth.
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