The "My! That sounds dirty" game

He threw his head back and released a primal scream as the roaring sound of the gush filled the room.

jewels

He found he had grown so jaded with jewels, and decided in future to try some triples instead.

terse

"Hello officer," she gushed, "that man just stole my terse and left me all wobbly.....perhaps you can show me your nightstick, just to calm me down."

SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S ROUND

These are real people that I know with funny names. There are three. Choose one, write a brief story about their adventures, and post a new word. First come, first serve, so the three new words will be a toss-up round.

Eamon Fullalove (a Jamie Oliver sous-chef)
Valentine Lovekin (attorney-at-law)
Lance Hunter (restaurant manager/event planner)

Have fun!

Cav, why don't you start a whole new thread???

She took a hold of his SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S ROUND, cradled it, brushed it against her face, stared deeply into his eyes and purred, you know honey...I'm really sorry I never tried this before. These circular ice packs certainly do relieve the pain of an impacted tooth.

purelator

'I'd rather use my purelator than spend any more frustrated nights in your bed!' she stormed.

banker

"If you want to get it over the counter, ask for Viagra by name. It's a banker", said kindly Dr Cameron.

superseded

Ever since he'd taken that ginseng tonic, he'd been superseded.

kinkajou

If you think, for one minute, I'm into that crazy kinkajou stuff... you've got another thing coming. I only really like it in the spring.

defibrolator

He took the defibrolator and stroked her thighs with it gently, insistently...

peanut

Now, when he bends over, I want you to grab his peanuts firmly. If he yells and asks you to let go, for love of all that's holy, don't. He might not make it back up if you release the peanuts to soon.

feather duster

A feather-duster strategically placed to hide his full, manly pipestem.

orang-utan

Tarzan swarmed down the liana with the practised ease of his friends, the orang-utan, and landed lightly in the jungle clearing. "Where the Facama?", he wondered aloud.

coconuts

She cupped the coconuts tightly to her chest, looked about...leeringly...and dove into the task laid out before her. She slowly released the coconuts, letting them drop one at a time, then she quickly pressed the camera into action. The smashed husks would be brilliant.

flurry

<snicker, snort, snicker>
Oh, you people are so RUDE!

From the John Blind Beale song of the same name

Her downy little flurry
makes me want to hurry
takes out all my worries
all night long/
And when I get so blue
she work that flurry do
I end up a justa
smiling in my dreams.

Flurry, hurry, flurry
ETC etc etc



Condiment

He trussed up her condiment, then slapped it, hard.
She screamed, "I'd love to strangle whoever taught you to cook, lovey" as she grabbed his tool out of an errant hand.
"Experts, I've heard experts say, a little slap and tickle is the only way to get a moist bird", he hotly retorted.
"Well, what kind of idiot wants a bruised condiment?
Now hand me the oil and I'll start basting and make sure the oven set at 350C" she harumphed!


harumphed

harumphed

The young man who wandered into the Sultan's wives' quarters was set upon and harumphed up to within an inch of his life.


lollygag

It was hot.
She licked the lollygag ferociously. She smacked her lips and let the cool cream slide down her throat. She turned to the parlour boy, smiled and said, "Remember my face, next time, no matter what I say or do, make it two scoops. I think the pistachio maple blend is divine".

Stocking stuffer

He hesitated before suggesting the stocking stuffer to Ginette, but she surprised him by the ardour of her response - she couldn't get enough of them!

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