Cows and globalization.

Globalization has brought changes.

In the old times:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies.


American Corporation:

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. When it dies of exhaustion, you wonder why.


Japanese Corporation:

You don't have cows, so you copy one. It's one tenth of the size of a normal cow and produces the same amount of milk, only it's not milk. You export it all over the world.


German Corporation:

You have two cows. You make some re-engineering so the cows live 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.


Colombian Corporation:

You have two cows, 18 thousand soldiers to protect them and 73 DEA agents monitoring the process. It's too expensive, so you decide to sell them to the drug traffickers. You ask the American Congress for more cows.


Russian Corporation:

You arrive to the conclusion you have five cows. You count them up again and they're 42. In another count you have 11. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.



Israeli Corporation:

You have two cows. One is Jewish; the other is Palestinian. They fight for the grass. You try to negotiate with them, but they don't want to. One of them becomes a Bomb-Cow. Pooom! You have no cows.


French Corporation:

You have two cows. You are on a strike because you want three.


Argentinian Corporation:

You had 20 thousand cows. You sold them all, stole your own money and ran away with Miss Universe.


Senegalese Corporation:

You have no cows. You don't worry. You beat France in Soccer.


Mexican Corporation:

You had two cows. The former government stole them. The new government says you have 10 cows.


British Corporation:

You have two cows. They're mad.


Indian Corporation:

You have two cows. You adore them.


Jamaican Corporation

You have two cows. Both have muzzles. Your business is the grass, not the cows, man.