Firstly, I didn't post the prairie dog thing - go check.
Secondly, neither rocks or cartoon animals have breath. But given your attention to detail demonstrated by your first post I doubt that will worry you.
Think about it - why are you doing this? - because the gospel doesn't stand up on it's own, that it has to be sold to children with something they think is cute? The bible is God's word and you don't think it's good enough? I really think you should take a closer look at what your motivations are.
Just my opinion - it's your call.