Ddys Is Leaving Me

Jesus H., I hope that will bring all this to an end. That's as much as anyone deserves to hear.

Welcome to the club, Diane. I think that many of us, at one time or another, have entered The Twilight Zone. It is the price of being human. Glad you are back, darlin'!

happy valentines day, auntie molotov...

;0)

Does this mean no more love quadrangle? Osso in particular will be devastated

Soz- I hope that Pampers fired her. She was not very good at what she was doing, and we all caught on rather quickly. It was good for a few chuckles, though!

Well, I'm glad dys came to his senses.

And I am glad that page 6 is finally here!

Over and out....

Not pg 6 of this thread. I meant pg 6 of "new posts", as in let's bury this puppy! Now that we've accomplished the first, I doubly vote for the second.

Amen.

The end.

Sigh.

So just like that you tell me you are not running away with me ???? How could you ? What am I supposed to do with this new 20 gal hat I bought and a two pint head ? I suppose I had better call off the contract on Dys....damn this is disappointing. Ah well....lucky I have several other women I am stalking....

Crap.
Nobody really gives a crap about this except me and whathisname Ionus who I now have to go kill because he is trying to horn in on my new girfriend who was supposed to dump the other whathisname in order for us to dance the forbidden dance.
I hope they don't give me trouble. I'm tired and I get unhappy when I'm tired.
Joe (gunna be a knifefight in someone's future)

Whoa Joe Whoaaaa!!!! I stalk lots of women. She is all yours ! She said I looked silly in high heels anyway so I dont know if it would have worked out.

Dave ! I need to buy a gun !

Well okay.... good ... okay.
(breathe)
No.
Wait....
I'm going to kill you anyway just to make sure I have the sister's hot hot love engaged.
Joe(um, go complete your affairs and wait for me to show up)Nation

Allright. I had to die from something I suppose. I'll go put my best dress on...that always cheers me up....(I have trouble wearing lipstick because of my bushy handle bar moustache)....do you have to pay for my funeral if you kill me ? My eldest boys want to know....and will you be doing it for gratias or is there a small fee involved ? They are counting their change.....

It is good to see this humorous side of you Ionus. You have quite a wit.

Tell your boys to rest easy. (God, I'm tearing up) Tell them to plan a little service, maybe in the fall after the authorities have stopped looking for you or your remains.

Whatever you've got in your pockets, I'll find a way to get back to them. Maybe rent a locker at the train station, like I did in Seattle those couple few times, and put your stuff in brown envelope.

As for you, well don't you worry about a thing, like being left out in the elements or some such, what? Do You Think I am an animal??
No, what's left of you will be handled by professionals who I have used many times in the past.
Just one thing.
Tell your boys (god love them).....

Joe(Don't buy any Jimmy Dean Sausage until 2014)Nation

Ok. We have a plan. I feel a lot better !

Madame !! A lady does not talk about the size of a man's "wit" !!

Why?