Diane
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:30 pm
Jesus H., I hope that will bring all this to an end. That's as much as anyone deserves to hear.
Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:44 pm
@Diane,
Welcome to the club, Diane. I think that many of us, at one time or another, have entered The Twilight Zone. It is the price of being human. Glad you are back, darlin'!

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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:47 pm
@Diane,
happy valentines day, auntie molotov...

;0)
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:48 pm
@Diane,
Does this mean no more love quadrangle? Osso in particular will be devastated
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Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 01:15 pm
@sozobe,
Soz- I hope that Pampers fired her. She was not very good at what she was doing, and we all caught on rather quickly. It was good for a few chuckles, though!
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Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 01:26 pm
Well, I'm glad dys came to his senses.
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Eva
 
  2  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 01:49 pm
And I am glad that page 6 is finally here!

Over and out....
JPB
 
  5  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 02:23 pm
@Eva,
Shocked Not pg 6 of this thread. I meant pg 6 of "new posts", as in let's bury this puppy! Now that we've accomplished the first, I doubly vote for the second.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 03:13 pm
@JPB,
Amen.
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Roberta
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:04 pm
The end.

Sigh.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:14 pm
So just like that you tell me you are not running away with me ???? How could you ? What am I supposed to do with this new 20 gal hat I bought and a two pint head ? I suppose I had better call off the contract on Dys....damn this is disappointing. Ah well....lucky I have several other women I am stalking....
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Joe Nation
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:10 pm
Crap.
Nobody really gives a crap about this except me and whathisname Ionus who I now have to go kill because he is trying to horn in on my new girfriend who was supposed to dump the other whathisname in order for us to dance the forbidden dance.
I hope they don't give me trouble. I'm tired and I get unhappy when I'm tired.
Joe (gunna be a knifefight in someone's future)
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:12 pm
@Joe Nation,
Whoa Joe Whoaaaa!!!! I stalk lots of women. She is all yours ! She said I looked silly in high heels anyway so I dont know if it would have worked out.

Dave ! I need to buy a gun !
Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:16 pm
@Ionus,
Well okay.... good ... okay.
(breathe)
No.
Wait....
I'm going to kill you anyway just to make sure I have the sister's hot hot love engaged.
Joe(um, go complete your affairs and wait for me to show up)Nation
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:21 pm
@Joe Nation,
Allright. I had to die from something I suppose. I'll go put my best dress on...that always cheers me up....(I have trouble wearing lipstick because of my bushy handle bar moustache)....do you have to pay for my funeral if you kill me ? My eldest boys want to know....and will you be doing it for gratias or is there a small fee involved ? They are counting their change.....
Butrflynet
 
  0  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:25 pm
@Ionus,
It is good to see this humorous side of you Ionus. You have quite a wit.
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:31 pm
@Ionus,
Tell your boys to rest easy. (God, I'm tearing up) Tell them to plan a little service, maybe in the fall after the authorities have stopped looking for you or your remains.

Whatever you've got in your pockets, I'll find a way to get back to them. Maybe rent a locker at the train station, like I did in Seattle those couple few times, and put your stuff in brown envelope.

As for you, well don't you worry about a thing, like being left out in the elements or some such, what? Do You Think I am an animal??
No, what's left of you will be handled by professionals who I have used many times in the past.
Just one thing.
Tell your boys (god love them).....

Joe(Don't buy any Jimmy Dean Sausage until 2014)Nation
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:38 pm
@Joe Nation,
Ok. We have a plan. I feel a lot better !
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Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:50 pm
@Butrflynet,
Quote:
You have quite a wit.
Madame !! A lady does not talk about the size of a man's "wit" !!
Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 12:20 am
@Ionus,
Why?
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