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Sat 20 Dec, 2003 06:45 pm
1. You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
2. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
3. You would have made a terrific seismologist. You always find fault.
4. Sir, where I come from we're required to keep our wise-assed bullshit to ourselves, or suffer the consequences. In the future, I expect the same from you.
5. Why don't you put your teeth in backwards and bite yourself?
6. If you are the answer, it was a stupid question.
7. Macho Law prohibits him from admitting he's wrong.
8. I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
9. If you're looking for trouble, I offer a wide-variety.
10. You're a parasite for sore eyes.
11. I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing you never used it.
12. Whom am I calling "Stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
More Funny Insults.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
A fly trapped between your ears can be termed as a "space invader".
You are nuttier than a Brazilian nut farm
You're so stupid it would take you 6 hours to watch 60 minutes.
You're about as fit as a butcher's dog.
When you were a baby, your parents had to feed you with a sling-shot.
When you go to bed I bet your pillow cries itself to sleep.
I regard you with indifference....boardering on aversion.
lol, the only one i have to add is...
you suck at life
My favorite, from "Grumpy Old Men":
"Do the world a favor--pull your lip over your head and swallow!"
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