More a comment on A2K than a zinger, but possibly useful:
Will be pulling out for the next outrageously offended poster I come across.
@hingehead,
Darlene rocks.
One of my favorite Darlene moments was when Roseanne said something about a casserole she had stayed up until all hours making, and no one ate it.
Darlene:
Well, gee, mom, I guess it wasn't a casserole kind of day.
@chai2,
I get on ok with raggy mostly, certainly wouldn't lump him in with I-anus. Sad to hear he's annoyed you. Hugs.
Forgive the quasi-derailment, but this is about a zinger (or some very choice words) that I will be using in the future. I cannot wait for the opportunity to use them folks. This person has no idea what he's in for.
2 pieces of background. This is about a person my husband knows, they used to be friendly. That is until Wally realized "Pete" is an instigator, a pot stirrer.
Wally was approved a little over 2 years ago for 100% VA disability. Among other things, if he lives 10 years or more from the date of approval, I, as a surviving spouse, would then receive a good part of that unless I remarried (no chance of that). It's something we're aware of, but obviously not something we think about.
So, 2 days ago I briefly ran into Pete. The exact conversation was as follows:
Pete: Hi Chai, I like your hair.
Me: Oh? I just let it grow out its natural color.
Pete: Oh.
That's it.
So, maybe a half an hour ago, Wally gives me a big hug and I say to him "I'm glad your cold is better. Take care of yourself, I want you around with me a long time."
He looks at me to access my reaction, and says "Yeah, like another 10 years?" I laughed, knowing what he was referring to and said "Well, actually, it'd be only 8." Then, I looked at him and asked "Why'd you bring that up?"
He said "Because Pete said to me he asked you the other day how you were, and that you said you were fine, and just needed to keep me fine for 10 more years so you could get all that money."
It didn't take any convincing on my part for him to believe that wasn't the conversation. He too is looking forward to my seeing him.
This Pete POS doesn't realize I have no problem calling anyone on their ****, anywhere, anytime, in front of anyone.
It will be quite amusing.
@chai2,
I'm a bit surprised at such cowardly behavior. This seems to be typical passive-aggressive behavior from you. You're the one with behavior issues...distorts what people write and then gets angry at them with ranting fits.
Instead of just letting your disagreeable mood swing issues die down, you choose to inflame matters by taking potshots at me, thinking I had you on ignore. That was pretty foolish as I never put you on ignore.
You also seem incapable of admitting when you're wrong. Many have warned me about you...but I now see what they meant.
Get professional help.
@Ragman,
I never thought you had me on ignore.
Here's a zinger for you, for right now...
You're a ******* asshole.
Now **** off, and tell the "many who have warned you about me" to **** off too.
How's that for you?
