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The worlds first riddle!

 
 
mismi
 
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Reply Fri 29 Aug, 2008 07:03 pm
@markr,
nerd Wink
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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 29 Aug, 2008 07:05 pm
@markr,
Ha..... yeah.... and there we were MarkR giving you the smooches and you disappeared on us....

markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 12:56 am
@Izzie,
Blush. I thought those smooches were for the thread (kiss of life).
At least I came back before Try. Isn't that worth something (even if it was for a burial)?

Here's a peace offering (hint: you can use it when Try comes back again). The dots are merely for positioning.

T........I.........M........E
...........ABDE
markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 12:59 am
@markr,
Here's another one:

exit
leg
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 06:29 am
@markr,
markr wrote:

Blush. I thought those smooches were for the thread (kiss of life).
At least I came back before Try. Isn't that worth something (even if it was for a burial)?

Here's a peace offering (hint: you can use it when Try comes back again). The dots are merely for positioning.

T........I.........M........E
...........ABDE



cooooooooooooooooooooooooool.....

LONG TIME NO SEE - how good was that MarkR..... if we say it loud enough, he may come again a? Wink

Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 06:36 am
@markr,
markr wrote:

Here's another one:

exit
leg



Embarrassed oooooh..... can't get that one... any ideas Missy??? Stormy???
Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 08:59 am
Mark:

Coefficient R

R = 18! / (5! * 1! * 12!) = 111,384 Cool Cool Cool

There can be no better answer! Razz


Lzzie please forgive my inexcusable transgression and consider me admonished. In atonement please allow me to present for your delectation the following rendition…

nabcle Question

cch Question

foprrmaiotiron Question



For the boys:

I have been training a particle which moves left and right along the x-axis.
If its position (with respect to the origin) is given by s(t) = 3t^3 " 5t^2 + t - 2 (where t is in seconds and s(t) is in inches).

(a) How fast is the particle moving when t = 4 seconds? Where is particle at that time Question

Due to the shortage of time this weekend:

(b) At what time(s) is the particle at rest Question

(c) When is the particle moving to the left Question




I thought it was AB(I)DE (I missing) something or other! Embarrassed



Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 10:55 am
@Tryagain,
quite delectable Razz

prior information is a cinch....


mmmmmmmmmm thinking!!!!!


binnacle???? being the Ship's Box and all that!!! Maybe....
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markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 12:33 pm
@Izzie,
Izzie: Nice job - one more to go...
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markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 12:42 pm
@Tryagain,
PARTICLE

a) 105 inches/second
b) t = 1/9 and t = 1
c) 1/9 < t < 1
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mismi
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 01:28 pm
@Izzie,
Quote:
oooooh..... can't get that one... any ideas Missy??? Stormy???


Don't look at me - I'm just here to be social Wink
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 02:17 pm
@markr,
mmmmmmmm.......

could it be... "out on a limb" Razz

a?????
markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 07:16 pm
@Izzie,
It very well could...

Nicely done!
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markr
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 07:22 pm
@Tryagain,
Try wrote:
I went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself" So I went out and bought a starter pistol. When I got home my girlfriend was naked in bed. So we started talking numbers and started at it. When I felt the urge I fired the pistol…

The next day I went back to the doctor and the doctor asked me how it went. I said, "Not to good, I did everything you said, but when I fired my gun my naked neighbor came out of the closet..."

This is amazing. You spend 4 years being entertained by the riddle master of A2K, only to find out he's your neighbor. I could have been passing my answers through the fence...
Stormwatch
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 09:34 am
@markr,
Laughing Laughing
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 10:12 am
@markr,
Holy Schmoley - that was a startling revelation!!!!!! Razz






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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 05:23 pm
Lzzie:

Foprrmaiotiron = prior information Cool

nabcle = Binnacle Cool


I am somewhat you didn’t get the third; it was a cinch!


Mark:

PARTICLE

a) 105 inches/second Cool
b) t = 1/9 and t = 1 Cool
c) 1/9 < t < 1 Cool

Just for completeness; a ii:

S(t)= 3(4)^3 " 5(4)^2 +4-2= 114
The particle is therefore 114 inches to the right of the origin.


Miss mi wrote, “Don't look at me - I'm just here to be social

Hey! I thought that was me! Laughing


Mark amusingly wrote about the fence; that shocked Lzzie; which reminded me of…

Sex against a fence; Mark leans over and asks my girlfriend, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together all those years ago? We went into the yard when Try was out, you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’ ‘Oh Mark, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

Try heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against that fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they make their way to the fence. His girlfriend lifts her skirt and Mark drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, Mark moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that Try has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

Try was truly amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. Try thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I’ve got to ask Mark what his secret is.

So, as Mark passes, he says to him, ’Excuse me, I have to admit that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, with his hair standing straight Mark is barely able to reply, ‘Years ago that wasn’t a friggin electric fence’. Shocked



Holy Schmoley; I have a perfectly round doughnut with a hole in the middle.

The distance from the outer edge of the inner circle to the edges of the outer circle is 10 cm.

To put it bluntly: What is the area of the annulus Question
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 05:35 pm
@Tryagain,
SHOCKING!!!!

Oh hunni..... you haven't got your glasses on a?????? Wink




oh.... love the story... so waiting for MarkR to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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markr
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 09:40 pm
@Tryagain,
"I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against that fence."
Haven't you got better things to do?

I'm still recovering...

ANNULUS
Assuming that it's 10cm to each edge, the areas is 100*pi.
jove
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 02:19 pm
@markr,
Hi Try,,, the man in this picture reminds me of you -

http://z.about.com/d/ancienthistory/1/7/B/X/2/JupiterAndThetis.jpg

Do you resemble he?
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