The worlds first riddle!

"........seedier sections of Washington state"
Did you just insult me mark

I find that to be quite thoughtful - wondered - now I know!

That was what I was told when I asked why it is posted in white. But, if we can read it, it doesn't make sense to post it that way. I am so confused

Mark:

ACTCOTEASLSILBLYE = totally inaccessible
ATRCOTOIPOSN = troops in action

The answers appear to fulfill the constraints of the problem.


You're confused! I am so confused; I thought a quarterback was a refund.



A cube of metal has a side between 9.5 and 10.5 metres. The cube is melted down and the metal obtained is turned into a number of small cubes whose sides are all between 9.5 and 10.5 centimetres.

The number of cubes made was a 6 digit number; abcdef.
That number was the smallest number of cubes that could have been made that way.

In the following sum, each letter represents a digit.

R S T S T S + R T R U T T = a b c d e f


Provide the value of R U S T

[size=7]Since it has to be the smallest number of cubes, then

abcdef=950^3/10.5^3=740633

and RSTSTS+RTRUTT=740633

R+R+!=7, R=3
S+T+1=14
S+T=13
T+T+!=13 so T=6 & S=7

367676+373U77=740633

U=8

So RUST=3876[/size]
Rap

Now why would I do that?

After all, I'm quite thoughtful (just ask mismi40), and that wouldn't be a thoughtful thing to do (actually, it did take some thought).

Washington is famous for apples. Apples contain seeds. Therefore, sections of Washington are seedy, and some (depending on who lives in them) are seedier than others.

P.S. Would you mind placing your hands at your sides? They're obstructing the view.

mismi40 can't see it.

And it's because I live below the Mason-Dixon line.... :wink:

Try
You are funny and ununderstandable < Yes I made that word up

Mark
I don't even know where the apples are in this state. I have never come across them
I know where the strawberry fields are even though I don't like them.

Well, if it is posted in white why can I read it Maybe it is because I have an apple (not the fruit, the computer) and the answer to this "P.S. Would you mind placing your hands at your sides? They're obstructing the view."
is a simple yes I mind

Hi raprap & mismi40

Now that I rambled on I have to go, so bye

Rap:

Since it has to be the smallest number of cubes, then

abcdef=950^3/10.5^3=740633

and RSTSTS+RTRUTT=740633

R+R+!=7, R=3
S+T+1=14
S+T=13
T+T+!=13 so T=6 & S=7
367676+373U77=740633
U=8

So RUST=3876


I could not have put it better.


TTH writes, "Try You are funny and ununderstandable"

What the hell did I do? I was just quietly sitting here minding my own business, pickin' my nose and wondering if Mark and Missmi are rehearsing an Abbott and Costello routine?



SALICCGUHRTATLEY


TPLERAACTYIFOULN

You are still funny and cute because you're blue
Those 2 you posted, nothing comes to mind off hand which means I would have to think

Oh thoh you know what I said. You are enjoying this I bet
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2943317#2943317

I am so loving a man that picks his nose - quite sexy. :wink:

Not only that, he posted it too

Just waiting on him to scratch his butt and well...honestly - he is just a bit too comfortable wouldn't you say? :wink:

Yep I have to agree and he is probably doing it already

Good Night you all - ummm Try, couldn't help but give you a hard time :wink: ...Have a good evening everyone!

Good night mismi40......keep giving him a hard time

Chlamydia, notwithstanding.

It is a question of whether or not it was done with:
..........DEB
SOUCIAIRANCE

Butt itch is not an ailment for which you are likely to get much sympathy. Ridicule! Yes. Lots! Your sweaty, itchy butt is a prime target for jokes ?-but if you've ever suffered from The Itch, you know it's no laughing matter. Read on for the skinny…

Try was having problems; what with all the burning, itching and swelling he didn't know what to do. He calls Miss mi and asks for advice - what can I do?"

She says, "You have hemorrhoids. Go down to the pharmacy and get some Preparation H; that will take care of your swelling and itching."

Try not reading the directions, rips open the box and swallows the whole tube, thinking this is the worst taste he has ever ran across his lips. He tries to spit it out but has no luck.

The phone rings and he answers, "Ssssswwwellooooo."

Miss mi asks, "So, how are your hemorrhoids?"

Try replied, "They still itch and burn but I can whistle a whole lot better than ever before!" :wink:


Personally I think it is fleas, so I sought a second opinion from TTH…

So I ask: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

"Start from scratch!"



The computer that Solipsister uses (no relation to any known person) has a fault. Whenever a positive number is typed, it is reduced by a fixed whole number percentage and then, to the nearest whole number, is printed.

For example, when typing her age, it printed 49, which was 7 less than it should have been.

How old is she


Do NOT presume that the numbers of 49 and 7 were the actual numbers that were printed. Of course, those numbers are obviously not the numbers that were printed. Those numbers each had an original number that was typed, which was reduced by the fixed percentage and rounded up.

OMG you crack me up