The worlds first riddle!

ALLALLALL
AWORLDA
LLALLALLL = all around the world :wink:

Hiya Mr. Prez - have missed you - where you been Ksanfo?


Try - It's true - that sounded bad - I have always assured folks that I would never stab my friends. Day or night...It's amazing how many friends I have now. Stab one person...word gets around - all of a sudden everybody loves you that whole blurb there was just way too much effort - bet it goes over like a pregnant pole vaulter...k. Going to bed...I am way too chatty.

Good night dears!

SMALL RECTANGULAR BLOCK

[size=7]S = length of side of square end
L = third dimension of rectangular box

With a little bit of calculus, we get:
V = (17 * L * S^2) / 24

To eliminate the 24 in the denominator, we need L * S^2 to be a multiple of 24. If L = 3 and S = 4, then V = 34.[/size]

Ok, there's a guy in a straw hat standing, legs apart, both fists clenched tightly. Inside of each hand there is a bee. They are alive; you can clearly hear them buzzing."

What does the guy have in his eye



UU



OPUER TAICMEE

TRY

[size=7]a tear (in his eye)

W (UU)
peace in our time[/size]

"Ok, there's a guy in a straw hat standing, legs apart, both fists clenched tightly. Inside of each hand there is a bee. They are alive; you can clearly hear them buzzing."

What does the guy have in his eye

TEARS? (ouch)

Questions and answers: is that all I have?

Mark:

GUS
a tear (in his eye)

Miss mi:
TEARS? (ouch)

The casual reader may well note the similarity between both answers, and I am sure many more thought the same. However……

The answer is……………..turn away if you don't want to bee amazed.

The answer is; Beauty.

Get it?


Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.


It was those kinds of questions that led to Gus taking a vacation under the SR 167 - Tacoma to Edgewood Freeway Construction.



Mark (Continued):

W (UU)

Good thinking: U2 have been one of the most popular acts in the world since the mid-1980s. :wink:

OPUER TAICMEE = peace in our time



Miss mi could not continue due to trauma - get well soon!


Sweet sister wrote, "Questions and answers: is that all I have?"

Is that an oxymoron? However, you are in luck; On Tuesdays we have our sex counselor in residence, just pour your heart out (in the strictest confidence) and satisfaction is guaranteed! (Well for me anyway).



Using the assumption that 11 metres = 12 yards, what is the smallest integral number of meters that can be converted to its equivalent integral number of yards simply by rearranging the order of the digits of the number

Miss mi could not continue due to trauma - get well soon!

It does seem that way doesn't it...nothing a good night's sleep won't cure

METERS
[size=7]1683 meters = 1836 yards[/size]

Dear Excesspool Counsellor,

Once ex ate three , helpings daily.

In strict confidence, is satyr fashion guaranteed?

Umlaut for my 'who's looking what's cooking' class.

Dear Miss mi, I do hope you were able to get a good nights rest without hubby jumping your bones.


Mark:

METERS
1683 meters = 1836 yards

Amazing! And I mean amazing!


Excuse me Solipsister; but do you sprechen sie Englisch? Parler Anglais? Hable Inglés? Spreek Engels? Говорите на английском языке? Although to be fair my Russian is a little rusty.

I take exception to being likened to a Satyr; who were creatures who looked like men, but had hooves for feet as well as the tails of goats. No way do I have a tail, although I can act sheepishly at times.

As everybody knows; Eggs may be dressed in a multiplicity of ways, but seldom more relished in any form than in a well made, expeditiously served omelette. ... And if you really want to win me over - Green eggs and smoky ham…Oh mama!


DCDERNOEVPDUPAICGRYE (Three words)


CTOOTHEARLELNYT

totally incoherent?

I can understand you! Have a good trip and be sure to tell us all about it upon your return. In case you don't get back……….. Any last messages for Thoh perhaps? ……No, lets not go there, what with your fear of flying an all!

Ps You are safer in the air than on the ground! The higher you are - the safer; that's why your brain is in your head and not in your ….

G'day mate, nice to see you.

MISMI:
ALLALLALL
AWORLDA
LLALLALLL = all around the world :wink:

Hiya Mr. Prez - have missed you - where you been Ksanfo? Well, you know, hanging around.

TRY:
GUM PRESIDENT = Toothless President? Nope, it was Gumby for President (GUM before PRESIDENT)

I'll give you guys some more too:


FRIEND
secret
FRIEND

HWRITAINGN

I got some Brand New music:
Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades
I think it has the best ending for a music video.

Hey blue guy, yes that is you try....its been fun not understanding you
thoh.....I will miss our dates :wink:
mark.....if I swim with the stingrays I will have a pictue taken
stormwatch......keep these guys on their toes

mismi40, ksanfo & solipsister
I hope you all have as much fun as I did


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10w_sEcHlGs
you all take care

TTH:

CTOOTHEARLELNYT = totally incoherent

Damn clever!


Ksanfo's kryptic konundrums

FRIEND
secret
FRIEND = A secret between friends

HWRITAINGN = short han(d) writing

Great music track!


Dutchy wrote from down under, "G'day mate, nice to see you."

The sentiment is mutual jolly swagman, put the beers on ice; I'll be right over!



There are 52 cards in a standard pack of playing cards. There are a total of 364 points if you count 1 point for an ace, 2 points for a 2, and so on up to 13 points for a king.

On Sunday 1 January one year I took a pack of cards and noted that the number of days yet to come in the year equalled the number of points in the pack.

Then the following Sunday and every Sunday for the rest of the year I discarded one card and counted the points left in the remaining pack. So finally, after doing this on Sunday 31 December, there were no points left and no days left, and once again the number of days yet to come equalled the number of points left in the pack.

In fact the point count and day count were equal every fortnight from 1 January (and on some other occasions). On all the other remaining Sundays the point count was either a palindrome or a perfect square or a perfect cube.

The week after discarding the king of clubs, I discarded the king of spades, and the week after discarding the king of diamonds, I discarded the king of hearts.

On which four dates did I discard a 6

Bones jumped haven't heard that since college! :wink: I will have to add that back to my phraseology!

SIXES

[size=7]April 9
May 14
June 18
November 26

The kings were discarded on:
September 10 and 17
December 17 and 24[/size]

Hey Tryagain. Has anyone answered your riddle?