The worlds first riddle!

Yeah, I read your rules, and I intend to follow them to the letter.


98 + 4 = 102


Yes, it's in the rules!

i wanna play too
ill start with 9

TTH and Gus ran from a total disaster* at 5mph. Then they reconsidered and walked back at 3 mph. If they were gone for 8hours, how far did they run from the disaster


*A collapsed chocolate soufflé

"TTH and Gus ran from a total disaster* at 5mph. Then they reconsidered and walked back at 3 mph. If they were gone for 8hours, how far did they run from the disaster?"

"Tsunami disaster"
Gus is lying on a beach when TTH walks up to him and says, "Have you ever been hugged?" Gus says no - and she hugs him. Then she says, "Have you ever been kissed?" Gus says no - and she kisses him. Then she says, "Have you ever been f@*&ed?" Gus says no - so she points to the sea and says, "Well there you go."
......Gus says, "F@*&G HELL! ......But I really liked what you did to me; I have to show my appreciation for it in some way. Would you like a breast stroke?

78 + 1 =79

i wanna play too
ill start with 9

thoh13 wrote:

i wanna play too
ill start with 9

9 + 81 = 90

you forced a large move; so this will be quick

while you finish me off in that round, ill start another

11

thoh13 wrote:

while you finish me off in that round, ill start another

11

11 + 4 = 15

15 + 25 = 40

thoh13 wrote:

15 + 25 = 40

40 + 16 = 56

im pretty sure im dead any way i choose

56 + 16 = 72

ok so we know its not 9 10 11 or 14...and i eliminated 4 7 and 12....so lets try

13

thoh13 wrote:

ok so we know its not 9 10 11 or 14...and i eliminated 4 7 and 12....so lets try

13

13 + 25 = 38