The worlds first riddle!

SEPARATING TIME AFTER TIME
or TIME ALONE & TIME APART?

Francis:

T T T T RRRRRRRRR = Many of them were from Yerba Buena. Ah! the golden state!

Indeed.


TTH:

T T T T RRRRRRRRR = Forty Niners

DDDWESTDDDDDDD = WEST INDIES


Mark:

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzZzzz!




A report on beer consumption shows that A2K members drink an average of 196 beers each year with a standard deviation of 18.3 beers, which is the same as Russia.

If a group of 81 Russian people are selected at random, what is the probability that the average beer consumption of this group will be more than 200 beers



YOU JUST ME


This is…

DEORR

YOU JUST ME = just between you and me


This is…

DEORR = out of order

In less enlightened parts of the world they measure temperature in Celsius. It is so confusing, starting at 0 for freezing.


32 degrees Fahrenheit = 0 degrees Celsius. The point is; if you were say living in France and the temp was 0; and the announcer said it was gonna be twice as cold tomorrow, what the heck would the temp be?



Francis:

time, ti me = Time is full of surprises, let's part it


Full and part time it is, although;


TTH:

TIME ALONE & TIME APART?

Is a very good alternative.



Stormy:

YOU JUST ME = just between you and me


DEORR = out of order

Two answers in 9 minutes; what kept you, were you painting the fence?





ONE
1



milonelion

Try:
[size=8]one on one
one in a million[/size]
Happy Fathers Day, Try. You must get a lot of cards with a kid in every port!

ONE ABOVE THE OTHER (1)
A MILLION DIVIDED BY ONE


I already saw mark's answers so I was trying for something different

one to one & one million lions

I already saw TTH's answer

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Mark:

one on one
one in a million



"Happy Fathers Day, Try. You must get a lot of cards with a kid in every port!"The only clue in the instructions is given by the equation h=512t - 16t^2.

(Here h is in feet and t is in seconds)

Can you tell me the maximum height and time at which the object hits the ground



I right I


BLOOD WATER

Hi Try,,, an acronym for the word fear is~

Face
Everything
And
Recover

I'm dying to go to Foxwood Casino and face my fear.
(i'm jonesing a tad)

A report on beer consumption shows that A2K members drink an average of 196 beers each year HUH! are you sure that's not per day so they can have something to wash their drugs down with?!?!? a standard deviation Don't you mean your average degenerates?!?!? of 18.3 beers, which is the same as Russia. might you mean the size of Russia,,, as in their appetites?!?!?

Nice talking to you <waves>

My dear PJ you don't have to die to go to Foxwoods Casino; From Hartford:

Follow I-84 East to Exit 55 for Route 2 East. Continue on Route 2 East to Foxwoods, which is nine miles past Norwich. Or just take the bus you can't miss it; it is the world's largest!

Good luck

No, I was painting my nails. It slows down my typing. :wink:


I right I= right between the eyes



BLOOD WATER = blood is thicker than water

ROCKET
[size=8]In 16 seconds the rocket will reach its maximum altitude of 4096 feet.
In 32 seconds the rocket will hit the ground.[/size]

Try wrote:~My dear PJ you don't have to die to go to Foxwoods Casino; From Hartford:

I know i don't have to ~ die,,, but i'm willing! and yourself?????

Try,,, those directions don't jive with map quest?

Good morning everyone, what a lovely day; peace be with you all.


Etc, "…but i'm willing! and yourself????? "

Yeah, I made a will, left it all to myself so they can bury it with me. Take that IRS!


Stormy:

right I= right between the eyes


BLOOD WATER = blood is thicker than water


"I was painting my nails. It slows down my typing."


How strange; my tie pin has no affect on my abysmal speed.


Mark:

ROCKET
In 16 seconds the rocket will reach its maximum altitude of 4096 feet.
In 32 seconds the rocket will hit the ground.


There is no way he could know that, unless he also has a kit. Let's check it out…


h = 512t - 16t^2
h = 16t (32 - t)
h = 0 when t = 0 or when t = 32

At t = 0, the object is launched. It hits the ground 32 seconds later.

dh / dt = 512 - 32 t = 32 (16 - t)
dh / dt = 0 when t = 16

So the maximum height is 512(16) - 16(16)^2 = 4096


It would appear he is once again, only just right.




COTAXME


Do1 2" or

Try:
[size=8]income tax
a foot in the door[/size]

TAX THE CO (COMPANY) BEFORE ME1 DOOR SEPARATED BY 2 INCHES

Mark:

income tax
a foot in the door


TTH:

COTAXME = TAX THE CO (COMPANY) BEFORE ME

My feelings exactly!


Do1 2" or = 1 DOOR SEPARATED BY 2 INCHES

10 outta 10 for originality!


Thoh is mowing lawns for the summer. He charges $5 per lawn and has $35 at the end of the day.

Let x represent the number of lawns he mowed. Which of the following equations are algebraic models for the situation

a. 5x= 35
b. 1/5x= 35
c. x= 1/5(35)
d. 1/35x= 5




UCNCDCECRCWCECACR

Tryagain, boy you are soft today...see through underwear is a repeat and if thoth can't do that math, he ought to take a break from his mowing and go back to algebra homework!

Ok! How about two you can't answer.

At a large store, the average number of years of service was 13.5 with a standard deviation of 6.2 years.

If an employee is picked at random, what is the probability that the employee has worked for the company less than 5 years



(Ba + 2 Na )/2