The worlds first riddle!

"Who is with you as in physically with you or just agreeing with you?
Who are you talking to?
Who is OthetwO?

For somebody Trying To Help you sure do ask a lot of questions…. No wait I forgot the?

Being
12:34


Twit too who!

That was my original member name basically for the marlboro contest.
In case you haven't noticed I asked for it to be changed

This was my answer btw: 4

'cyclone' or 'dicey' as in dicey situation

I should clarify that statement. 4c was not my answer. My answer was 8c because 4+ + = 8c
This was because I was confused on how mark came up with 4c

TTH wrote, yes she did, "This was my answer btw: 4"

She also wrote, no kidding, it's true, "I should clarify that statement. 4c was not my answer."


So there you have it! Or not.




Meanwhile:

Trade was a little slow on Mark's stand, so he enlisted the help of a few guys from the bar. Try, Thoh, Stuh and Rap passed out fliers for Mark.

Try passed out half of the fliers. Thoh passed out half of those fliers left. Stuh passed out one fourth of the remaining and Rap passed out the last 9 fliers (nice work Rap).

How many fliers did they pass out altogether

48... 24, 12, 3, 9

Hi Try <waves>,,, heard on the news that T.B. is going around and it's incurable,,, so said the anchor person.,,, pity huh? The bastard that had it, got on a plane knowing he had incurable t.b.,,, sounds as if he had every intention of :wink: . God Bless those with incurable T.B.

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[size=8]being on time (which my flight isn't - I'm sitting in the Phoenix airport wondering if I'm going to get home tonight)[/size]

(which my flight isn't - I'm sitting in the Phoenix airport wondering if I'm going to get home tonight)



Have a safe trip but don't forget; you are coming from Eastern Standard Time (EST) except it is now: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT), However Phoenix is surrounded by Mountain time; but does not observe daylight saving time. So if the wind is from the West, lean to the right and take the bus.


BTW: whose home are you making for?




STAND
I



Sympho

I UNDERSTANDNo , I just woke up

Sympho= unfinished symphony

That is a good one
I would not have guessed that.

Mark:

CONDOM
4 cents



Together they cost 28c.

The pencil costs 20c MORE than the rubber. (NOT it cost 20c)

Therefore the pencil costs 24c and the rubber costs 4c.


Sorry about the mustard.




Thoh:TTH:

STAND
I = I UNDERSTAND





Stormy:


Sympho = unfinished symphony





Nine people apply for a job as a teacher. Four have completed college and 5 have not.

If the principal selects three applicants at random, what is the probability that they all have not completed college




T T T T RRRRRRRRR

Many of them were from Yerba Buena. Ah! the golden state!

Forty Niners

I have to give credit to Francis for this one since I had to use his clue to come up with the answer. Made for some good reading btw.

TTH trustingly wrote, "I have to give credit to Francis"


Take my advice Toot's…accept CASH only! He rides high in the saddle, if you catch my drift.



Dang! His answers are better than the questions.

I'm gonna eat some worms….



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Time is full of surprises, let's part it..