The worlds first riddle!

Try and thoh you both crack me up. You are so funny. Hi Francis and stu.
What is more amusing Try is your post on cakes and Birthdays and it really is my Birthday today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TTH


Have a great day/week/month/year/decade!
(After that; call for a price list)


TTH has a wonderful birthday cake with pink icing and colorful candles.

She takes a deep breath and blows as hard as she can -
One third of the candles are blown out.

Once more TTH blows hard and this time one third of the remaining candles are blown out.

If there are still 8 candles alight, how old is dear sweet TTH



"Try and thoh you both crack me up."

Thoh would like to make it perfectly clear; it's not at the same time!





Wood
Joe
Massachusetts




ENTUARY

"Try and thoh you both crack me up."

Aren't they regular cards?

OMG

That was my reaction to your post Try
etc I agree with you on that

BLOW JOB
[size=8]Dear sweet TTH is 18 - no longer jail bait![/size]

It depends on how you read the sentence, it could be 18 or 24, so I will go with 24

I have no idea

I haven't tried this one yet

Mark, now I know what you are thinking about or should it be Try?
I don't know how you got blow job for Wood Joe Massachusetts (if that is the one you are talking about) but I find it funny

No sorry hon... Age * (2/3)^2 = 8
Age = 18; No other solution

Happy birthday, don't crash the car

stu thanks for the sentiments, you are a dear imo, however it can be 24.

It depends on how you read the sentences. If you start out at 24 and remove 1/3 then you have 16.

"Once more TTH blows hard and this time one third of the remaining candles are blown out."
Remaining candles from the original 24, another 1/3 of that is 8 so remove another 8 and that leaves you with 8.
So, why I am making myself older I could have just went with 18

[size=7]Joe Underwood
Andover, MA[/size]

You guys are good , but not so good as to know:


King Hut died 120 years after King Aros was born. Their combined ages when they died was 100 years. King Aros died in the year 40 B.C.

In what year was King Hut born


T
T
T+

3T

[size=7]20BC...
Aros: 100BC-40BC...lived 60years
Hut: 20BC-20AD...lived 40 years[/size]

God, please put everyone "on thee on" pretty please. Until you Yeggy and Jesus pick me up,,,o.k. <waves>

Hi Try and every evil heathen <waved>,,, can you imagine having 7 ulcers in all of your stomachs and there is absolutly no medication that will help or home~remedies along with the welfs disease you all have that i Paula Jean Gilbert Yannalfo can cure and has but,,, only Good people will be cured,,, the rest of you can expect your pain to increase because that is what you deserve I pjgy don't envy one of you and nor do my higher ups like God Yeggy and Jesus H, Christ.

I feel pretty good. God Bless

p.s. We are willing to cure every satanist of all pain and mind altering drugs,,, hold on,,, done! Your welcome. You can thank Try again for bringing this on you and his closest buddies and all evil satanic women and so called children. God Bless.

TTH:

"Blow job" is what you gave the candles.

Good morning Yeggy and Jebus H. Etc ))w(())A(())V((E)))S(( together with all you sinners and fun lovers.

Of all the things I miss about Etc, it is her mind I miss most!


BTW PJ, I had a dream last night; that a year ago today you were in Portsmouth; glad it all worked out.



"You can thank Try again…"

Actions speak louder than words; send cash c/o usual address.




Mark:

BLOW JOB
Dear sweet TTH is 18 - no longer jail bait!


Can that be true, seeking confirmation…



Stuh:


Age * (2/3)^2 = 8
Age = 18; No other solution

Happy birthday, don't crash the car


Affirmative!




Thoh:

Wood
Joe
Massachusetts = Joe Underwood, Andover, MA


You are a hero!


For the benefit of OZ readers and Ohio residents:

Joe is (under) the word ?'wood' (and over) Massachusetts.

Clever isn't he; and there's more…


JABBA THE HUT

20BC...

Aros: 100BC-40BC...lived 60years
Hut: 20BC-20AD...lived 40 years



There were 120 years between the birth of King Aros and the death of King Hut, but since their ages amounted to only 100 years, there must have been 20 years when neither existed. This would be a period between the death of King Aros, 40 B.C., and the birth of King Hut, 20 B.C.







It was a slow day yesterday hustling tourists in central park, so I bummed a ride to Chicago to see the trade show.

Once inside I was amazed at the size and glitz of the stands and the quality of the merchandise. Feeling hungry I made my way to a hotdog stand and by chance came upon Mark's stand, or to be more precise; his tray and what looked like the contents of a pencil case. I noticed that:

A pencil and a rubber together cost 28c. The pencil costs 20c more than the rubber.

How much is the rubber


As he missed out on a slice of birthday cake, I casually left my burger on the tray and turned as he hungrily took a bite, although I did hear him mumble about ?'too much mustard!'




cy cy



xiranrun

Try i had a dream also that satanists thoughts would be their downfall,,, all i can say/type is ouch? scuse me while i prey.

etc you sure pray a lot

CONDOM
[size=8]4 cents[/size] - If I can hook up with the now-legal TTH, I might get a chance to use it.

I don't like mustard; so any amount is too much.


She also preys a lot. I wonder what she preys upon.

Mark- CONDOM
4
I have to think about that one

"Try i had a dream also that satanists thoughts would be their downfall"

Well thanks a lot doll, that's why I fell down the stairs last night. All the Satanists said it was because I drank a bottle of Bourbon!

OthetwO do you believe in:

Being
12:34



4c! Who is he kidding, surely it's 20c and 8c. Who is with me?

I don't know. Who is with you as in physically with you or just agreeing with you? Who are you talking to? Who is OthetwO?