The worlds first riddle!

A stab in the dark.

ccoluetsus = scout clues

tsaispitde = tie sits pad

Yes Try that was me. I'm surprised you remembered after all this time. Those were the days.... You haven't changed much at all. Are those bifocals you are wearing now? Don't worry nobody would ever guess that isn't your real hair anymore.

Stormy wrote, "I'm surprised you remembered after all this time."


Are you kidding, that was my first time! Now I come to think of it; my last as well! I should have known being a monk was the wrong career path.


"Are those bifocals you are wearing now?"

Nah, they are glasses.


"Don't worry nobody would ever guess that isn't your real hair anymore."

You know what they say; hair today gone tomorrow.




What is 3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 of a cat and 1/2 a goat




regretmlursn

Are you kidding, that was my first time! Now I come to think of it; my last as well! I should have known being a monk was the wrong career path.

I see we have chosen similar career paths. I live the life of a nun.

None in the morning...none at night...

my first guess was a hot-dog but the answer is Chicago

[size=8]gremlins return[/size]

Chicago - coincidentally, that's where I am for the next four days.

Stormy wrote, "None in the morning...none at night..."Mark:

regretmlursn = gremlins return


"Chicago - coincidentally, that's where I am for the next four days."

Some people believe that January 1, 2000 is the first day of the 21st century. Other people believe that the honor belongs to January 1, 2001. But everyone should agree that January 1, 2002 is the first "sum-day" of the new century.

When you write out that date in standard notation, it becomes 01/01/02, and 1+1=2. More generally, a sum-day is a date in which the day and month add up to the year. With that in mind:

A) What is the last sum-day of the 21st century

B) How many sum-days are there in the 21st century



Chmaicargko

Afternoon Delight...kinda like that 'one hit wonder' song by Starland Vocal Band :wink:


lmagerrkie= Mark in lingerie

Chmaicargko= Mark in Chicago

SUM-DAYS
[size=8]A. The last sum day in any century is 12/31/43.
B. Since the sum never exceeds 99, there is a sum-day for each day of the year except leap day since 2+29=31, which is not a leap year.[/size]

Hi everyone,,, i wondered if The Lord Thy God could Flog people under water and the answer is yes

Complaining and lying as well as vanity and conceit is against God's law!

p.s. Asking for help is a form of complaining,,, so say's we.

Mentioning the word 'God' is against our law.

Stormy:

lmagerrkie= Mark in lingerie (I know; don't ask)

Chmaicargko= Mark in Chicago



Mark:

SUM-DAYS
A. The last sum day in any century is 12/31/43.

B. Since the sum never exceeds 99, there is a sum-day for each day of the year except leap day since 2+29=31, which is not a leap year.



I sat in on one of the workshops yesterday and recorded the following:

Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?" (Over 80% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?" (58% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?" (23% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?" (3% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?" (After some pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up)

Moderator: "May I ask where you are from, sir?"

Attendee: "I am from Southern CA."

Moderator: "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?"

Attendee: "Oh sorry! I thought you said "goat."


Asked to comment Mark said, " Baaaaaa!"


Etc wondered, "if The Lord Thy God could Flog people under water?"

I was wondering the same thing whilst contemplating a gill transplant. Can you confirm how you know he can?

"Complaining and lying as well as vanity and conceit is against God's law! "

Sugar! That's my best four characteristics outta the window. Can you please help me cleanse my sins?

"p.s. Asking for help is a form of complaining"

Oh God! Will this never end?

"Mentioning the word 'God' is against our law."


Halleluiah!

TROLLS INSIST?
I am laughing so hard at your post my eyes are tearing
For some reason I picture Monty Phython and fairytales and nevermind

2 cakes.... at the first bridge you give up half the cakes (1) and are left with 1. the troll then gives you back 1 cake so you again have two and you move on. it doesnt matter how many bridges there are.

if H2O is water, then what is H2O4

2 because if they each give you back 1 then you will have 2 all the time as long as they are chocolate To drink

A rare superoxide that can only be found at temperatures less than -115 deg C

etc I still don't understand you. You said you think I know what you are talking about and I don't.

I once saw someone (I will leave the member's name out) post something like - I was as dumb as dirt. Actually I found it amusing thinking - now how can dirt be dumb? I have heard that saying before btw so I don't take the sentence literally.

had to look it up