PJ tenderly wrote,
"
icall the dragon Mary. It makes me happy"
What a coincidence, I have a Dragon I've taken to calling her Dragon Mary. This is because her name is Mary and she works for the people who sell the Dragon Dictate system -- actually I think it used to be called "Dragon Dictate." Now it's "Dragon Speaking Naturally," which purports to be "the fast, easy and accurate way to turn speech into text.
Well. Uh. Not exactly.
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal Mary,
And brought her strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Marys gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when Mary roared out his name. oh!
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And Mary that mighty dragon, had ceased her fearless roar.
Her head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Mary no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without her life-long friend, Mary could not be brave,
So Mary that mighty dragon sadly slipped into her cave. oh!
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Mary, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
"I had a dream that all people who didn't confess to every sin were going to burn forever in hell"
Yeah, that will sure add to global warming.
"
It was scary
"
Fear not Princess, I am a part time sin eater, I would go full time, but only three people have ever totally confessed so business is a bit slow. However, with elections next year I hoping for a pick up.
HSEINLL