The worlds first riddle!

I did not say it was a race. It has nothing to do with a race.

Since you brought it up first, does that mean you don't understand yourself either?

You should already know I searched both of those. I just didn't post the answers.

just in case - what?

Try wins - MARK IN SHOCK
Mark
You are in shock?

K IS NOT IN COMMON TIC TAC TOE

Apparently I am older than I thought , good to know Try is catching up though.

Time for my nap.......

Good morning chaps and chappetts, is the coffee on the stove yet?


2. Since Stormy is aging so much more rapidly than Try , how long before they will both be the same age?


Li'l Etc beautifully scripted, "Never"

Which, despite there being no answer as to the respected ages is absolutely correct!

However, I do believe the answer was in fact the reply to my question about assistance with some whipped cream and jell-o.




TTH, "Human beings, or baked beings?"


"MARK IN SHOCK"

Did he get the chair?



"I just didn't post the answers"

In that case, I won't post the questions - watch this space…


Q.?

A.?




Storm, "Time for my nap......."

Ha ha, you are far younger than you think I am!

Try wrote~ Did he get the chair? Electric?

Hi Try,,, i had a dream that all Evil Heathens didn't have the luxury of a floor or walls,,, and they were petrified constantly,,, and that's how they live forever. Can you imagine that? It made me prey.
Is it me or do all Asians talk like Emu's sound~ "ding-dong-thong-wong."

Coffee on stove? You don't have a coffee maker?


How long am I suppose to watch "this space"?

~ Did he get the chair? Electric?

Some shock eh



"i had a dream that all Evil Heathens didn't have the luxury of a floor or walls,,,"


Let me know when they come for the ceiling will ya, I'll be gone like a bat outta hell.



"and they were petrified constantly,,,"

Tell me about it, I am pretty scared myself.



"and that's how they live forever."

That's scary, I would be petrified to live forever, think of the taxes and roof repairs.



"Can you imagine that?"

Sure, that's easy.




~ "ding-dong-thong-wong."

TTH wrote, "Coffee on stove? You don't have a coffee maker?"


Sad story; she left when the well from which she had to walk to draw the water ran dry. I told her to fill the pail from the creek, but she said she wernt a drinkin the same water she was a washin in, no siree bobcat. With that she put on her best pair of boots and high tailed it outta town. I do miss her when I look over at the empty woodshed.




Stood
Miss




PS. I hope you don't mind me asking, but. You look different. Have you had your hair re-styled?

A thong? That is funny

Quit sneaking in your post before mine
What you don't like the avatar?

Poor Try, I feel for you
Miss understood
Good to know :wink:
I think it is good to know. Most of the time if I think I get in trouble
Me, mind you asking? Of course not

Thong: "A thong, tanga or g-string is a narrow piece of cloth or leather that passes between the legs and is attached to a band around the hips, worn as a bikini bottom or as underwear. It is sometimes disparagingly called butt floss, referring to its tendency to slide between the buttocks like dental floss between the teeth"

It rhymes with ding-dong,,, a ding-dong is like an idiot. I would like to be seperated from the idiots,, it's biblical. Wouldn't it be nice if they all just melted away.

I am an idiot and I am not melting away

I am an idiot and I am not melting away

Boy are you lucky!!!

Why am I lucky?

Why am I lucky?

Because your healthy and alive silly.

TTH, "A thong? That is funny"


No, not a thong silly…… A Thong - something you thing……
Sorry, I have a cold at the moment… Song; Song's you sing, like:

I Kissed Her on the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You
I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not in It



Etc, "…ding-dong,,, it's biblical. Wouldn't it be nice if they all just melted away"

God put everything on earth including porpoises for a purpose, besides it might be kinda lonely with only you and I left.


DAKETYA

Lou Barlow - The Ballad of Daykitty



Where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty go
The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
So the kitty had to ramble, she had to roam
Where'd the kitty come from, where did the kitty go

Now Hector was the son of a mountain lion
She heard him crying, she followed him in
And she became the apple of my eye
But when Hector couldn't love her
My Daykitty said goodbye

She belonged to another family up the street
I knew they couldn't love her even half as much as I
I love the kitty in the morning
Love her every night
The day she left me, I hung my head and cried

Where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty go
The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
Did she have to ramble, did she have to roam
Where'd she come from, where did the kitty go

You know she returned the very next day
We took her to the doctor, the doctor did say
The kitty weren't a woman
No the kitty was a man
Took him home, he ate a whole can
Now he and Hector are friends
I think he's gonna stay
I think he really loves us, all he wanna do is play
And you should see him sleeping in my lovers arms
I know you'd wanna keep him
But Daykitty is ours

Now where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty go
The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
So the kitty had to ramble, the kitty had to roam
Where'd the kitty come from, where did the kitty go

... Wherever he came from, now he's got a home
If he ever leaves again, I'll be home

Good, I will bring you a song


A key date?
Date a key? Probably not possible
A key in date?
A date in key?

Francis, my dear fellow, how are you? Your presence is as ever; as welcome as your wine to a Simpson's cartoon. No wait! Was it cheese? I know they said something nice. Oh whatever, just keep taking the pills.


We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be head for you and a tail for me

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domisile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Meow.......here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty

Do you hear what I hear a baby cry
Where we finding baby there's milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and also some for me

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domisile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

There is no finer cat than I am

There are no finer cats than we am



Please convey to your new President our congratulations and hope he will not forget the part we played in his success.

Hi Francis,,, it's me Paulaj. What have you been up too?

Well, dear Try, as you know I don't care much if I'm welcome or not.

I'm like Cindy Lauper, I just want to have fun...

About Sarko, I'll be cat(egoric), I'll leave him alone...

Being healthy as hell, unlike you, I'll kindly abandon the pills...(cough, cough..)