The worlds first riddle!

Thank God some people can get the non-numerical ones

DELIVERY
POST MERIDIEM = on time delivery

Is this truly written in the bible true or false.
Proverbs 21:19

It is better to be living in a waste land, than with a bitter-tongued and angry woman.

Mornin peep's...


DELIVERY
POST MERIDIEM

Thoh:
a) afternoon delivery

Stormy:
b) on time delivery

The answer I was thinking of was;
c) Overnight delivery

Vote for your favorite answer -


Etc asks:
"It is better to be living in a waste land, than with a bitter-tongued and angry woman"

False: Better to live in a desert than with a quarreling and angry woman.

So, how are you today?


How many letters are there in the longest un-hyphenated word in the bible


I would also like to make it clear that I still have not been able to get through on the phone, so all those heavy breathing calls are not me, I know they might sound like me, but I have a bronchial problem so I may sound a lot like others!



Annual Animal Puzzle

A small CA zoo had just mammals and birds. When asked how many of each they had, the zoo keeper said he had a total of 54 animals with a 140 feet total between them all.

Assuming all the animals had all the feet they should have, how many birds and how many mammals were there

So, how are you today?

Good and u? i went to church to glance at an awesome image of a man in the stained glass there. I might be able to draw him someday. ( i'm not very chatty so thinking in picture mode is a way of communication for me. i have a new set of led pencils that have an ultra fine tip .05 )

A mammal does not have a set number of feet! Humans are mammals, we have two feet...dogs are mammals, they have 4. Assuming that all the mammals have 4 feet and all the birds have 2 feet, the system of 2 equations can be solved...

Stu:
Sum of exactly 100
2*16 + 4*17=100

Sum of 1000
8+888+8+8+88=1000


"Assuming that all the mammals have 4 feet and all the birds have 2 feet"

Good assumption! :wink:



Thoh:

/ C / O / L / O / R / = color between the lines


Etc, "how are you today?"

Well, to be honest, it was pretty rough…

I was out working nights trying to break into a house you see. I'm just sneaking across the lawn when I hear a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" It scared the bejeepers outta me.

I jump, turn around, but don't see anything. So I starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" I heard it again. So now I'm really looking around, and I see a parrot in a cage by the side of the house.

I asked the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So I ask, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." I said "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' " …Oh my!



After a fine lunch I got to thinking…

A bottle and drinking glass on the left side of a scale balance with a jug on the right side.

The bottle alone balances the drinking glass and a plate.
Three of these plates balance two of the jugs.

How many of the glasses will balance a bottle


…..M
….I…I
…P….S
..P……S
I…S..S…I

…..M
….I…I
…P….S
..P……S
I…S..S…I= Mississippi Delta

5.....

we have
1) B + G = J
2) B = G + P
3) 3P = 2J

substitute 2 into 1: 2G + P = J or 4G + 2P = 2J (call it 4)
set 3 and 4 equal and u get 3P = 4G + 2P or P = 4G (call it 5)
substitute 5 into 2: B = G + 4G = 5G

[size=7]5 glasses balance a bottle[/size]
Rap

TUNATE
TUNATE
TUNATE
TUNATE = fortunate


SCHEDUAL WAY = way off schedule?
If schedule was spelled correctly I would say way behind schedule.

PIE PLATES
[size=8]24 - (4pi*90/360 + 16pi*asin(.8)/360 + 36pi*asin(.6)/360) = 1.857 square inches[/size]

Just watching

"If schedule was spelled correctly I would say way behind schedule."

Well spotted!

NE1
NE1
NE1
NE1

NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS

That's me ...well spotted

NE1
NE1
NE1
NE1

NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS
NIS = Anyone for tennis?

markr, how did you calculate that?

Heck! If I knew you were watching, I would have pulled the drapes!
She only called round to ask, "What is the longest word composed solely of Roman numeral letters "




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……….IT………………….IT
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I can't think of anything longer than [size=7]LIVID[/size]

my answer:

I found mimic...that is the same length as thoh's. Then I thought of "imidic", that's 1 longer ?



my answer:
It's around?