Stormy:
T N
M N = Tiananmen Square
I didn't know you could speak Chinese; wo jue de ni hen ke ai!
Mark: (A very rich locksmith)
LOCKSMITH
$61.50
Rap: (Adult movie star)
$61.50
Divide $9,626.09 by 3,600 seconds to determine the locksmith's rate per second -- $2.673913889 per second. Multiply this by 23 to determine the bill. Now, for all those who thought it too difficult, I ask you; how easy was that?
"You'll have to sell 7 videotapes to recoup."
Seven you say. They are flying of the A2kay shelves! After all, it doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time
and this should help get you started:
During a visit to the local mental asylum, TTH asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not Try should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said TTH. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug
.. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
Currently, the numbers 49,067 and 58,132 appear in these two blocks.
4 9 0 6 7
5 8 1 3 2
Can you switch the positions of no more than four figures to create two new numbers so that
one number will be twice as large as the other?
(The switching of say; 6&3 would count as ONE)
>>N
TWENTY
>>V
>>E
( > used for alignment only)