The worlds first riddle!

THANKS!!

You are both very welcome

Okay then what
I am serious, what did I miss?
I am going to bed.......

Everything…
A few minutes after we began last time; a shaft of light descended and an angel or other heavenly being appeared and revealed to us what each woman or man must do to attain divine wisdom in this life and the hereafter; before we disperse to bring this good news to all people on earth…


No seriously, nothing! When you are not present how could something significant occur? We are still trying to work out; if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

testicles

Thoh:

..2
685
413
..7

Smoking! I think that is the only way.


Mark:

detached retina

I thought that was a banker.



Stormy:

Testicles





My question was more rhetorical; along the lines of:

Tests are the individual tests specified in a test plan document. Each test is typically described by 1) an initial system state, 2) a set of actions to be performed, and 3) the expected results of the test. :wink:





I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.


NoPets Riddles (Lenny Coconutdrums) and Answers Hear:


A. How many days did it take Phileas Fogg to go around the world

B. What is the total number of letters you would need to make a clock face showing the 12 hours in Roman numerals? Add this to your first answer above

C. Subtract the number of years celebrated on a Silver Anniversary from the number of "winks" in a short nap, and multiply your result by answer B

D. Subtract the number of trombones in a famous song from The Music Man from answer C

E. What is the number that people with triskaidekaphobia fear? Subtract
this number from answer D

F. Add the year that the 1968 film whose title includes the words A Space Odyssey takes place to answer E

G. Divide this number by the sum of Beethoven's total number of symphonies and the number on a black billiards ball


On the off chance anyone has gotten this far, post the number you have, part too twomorrow!




@ eee

[size=8]at ease[/size]

Yeah right, you love that you got a woman to answer with the word testicles!



NoPets Riddles:

A. 80 (Around the World in Eighty Days)
B. 26 (total letters) + 80 (Answer A) = 106
C. 40 (winks) - 25 (years) = 15 x 106 (Answer B) = 1590
D. 1590 (Answer C) - 76 (Trombones) = 1514
E. 1514 (Answer D) - 13 (triskaldekaphobe's fear) = 1501
F. 1501 (Answer E) + 2001 (A Space Odyssey) = 3502
G. 9 (symphonies) + 8 (billiards ball) = 17
3502 / 17 = 206

That I find funny although I don't think Alfred Nobel would approve if he were still alive.

A. 80

B. 26, 26 + 80 = 106

C. 40 (who decided that was a short nap ) - 25 x 106 = 1590

D. 76, 1590 - 76 = 1514

E. 13, 1514 - 13 = 1501

F. 2001 + 1501 = 3502

G. 3502 / 9 + 8, 3502 / 17 = 206




So you want the # 206 send by email to Tripoli, Africa ?

Talking of spherical… no seriously, there is no ?'f' in it.


Do you know that certain look in a woman's eyes when she is hot for sex?

…..No me neither






Mark:
@ eee?

at ease


Dang, you are good!


On the off chance anyone has gotten this far, post the number you have


Stormy:

206

Check!


TTH:

206

See above!


"So you want the # 206 send by email to Tripoli, Africa ?"

Sure, why not. They keep sending me email scams. I refer to the Orthodox Jewish Bible. Page 206 "Moshe spoke in the
ears of kol Kahal Yisroel the divrei hashirah hazot (words of this song), until they were ended."




That was the easy part…





H. Now subtract the number of squares on a checkerboard

I. Multiply this result by the product of the number of minutes in a professional boxing round and the number of feet in a pole that you would not use to touch something you were definitely trying to avoid

J. Divide answer I by the answer you get when you divide the number of days that September hath by the Amendment number that protects a person from self-incrimination

K. Deduct from this the length, in miles, of a famous auto race that takes place every Memorial Day weekend in Indianapolis

L. Divide answer K by a number that's another name for the game of blackjack

M. Subtract from answer L the number of times that Franklin Delano Roosevelt was elected to the presidency

N. Your answer to M should equal the number of the route that you could "get your kicks" on in an old song, divided by the sum of Bart Simpson's age (in years) and the date of April Fools' Day.


The final number is





YY GUY



BD ii

H. 206 (Answer G) - 64 (checkerboard squares) = 142
I. 3 (minutes) x 10 (ten-foot pole) = 30
142 (Answer H) x 30 = 4260
J. 30 (days In September) / 5 (Amendment) = 6
4260 (Answer I) / 6 = 710
K. 710 (Answer J} - 500 (miles) = 210
L. 210 (Answer K) + 21 (blackjack) = 10
M. 10 (Answer L) - 4 (times elected) = 6
N. 10 (years) + 1 (April 1) = 11
66 (Route 66) / 11 = 6

Final number :6


YY GUY = wise guy


BD ii = Beady eyes

how about

NANA FISH

WEAR
DIRTY

NANA FISH = tuna fish

WEAR
DIRTY = dirty underwear

Oh poor Tryagain

That means either:

1) You are a female who likes males
2) You are a male who likes males
3) You are too young and shouldn't be thinking about it
4) You are a virgin
5) Du bist unfähig
I will stop picking on you even if you don't deserve it because I did your riddle 4 YES 4 TIMES


H=some say a checkerboard has 64 squares, others said 204
I=some say a pro boxing round is 3 minutes for a male/2 for a female

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 Column 4

H. 206-204=2 206-204=2 206-64=142 206-64=142

I. 2x(2x10)=40 2x(3x10)=60 142x(2x10)=2840 142x(3x10)=4260

J. 40/(30/5)=6.67 60/(30/5)=10 2840/(30/5)=473.33 4260/(30/5)=710

K. 6.67-500=-493.33 10-500=-490 473.33-500=-26.67 710-500=210

L. -493.33/21=-23.49 -490/21=-23.33 -26.67/21=-1.27 210/21=10

M. -23.49-4=-27.49 -23.33-4=27.33 -1.27-4=-5.27 10-4=6

N. 66/(10+1)=6

Final Number is 6 That is column 4
Hey thoh-you have mail :wink:

Nana: Peppermint Fish Yuk jj

Dirty Underwear - thoh are you trying to tell us something?

Stormy;

H. 206 (Answer G) - 64 (checkerboard squares) = 142
I. 3 (minutes) x 10 (ten-foot pole) = 30
142 (Answer H) x 30 = 4260
J. 30 (days In September) / 5 (Amendment) = 6
4260 (Answer I) / 6 = 710
K. 710 (Answer J} - 500 (miles) = 210
L. 210 (Answer K) + 21 (blackjack) = 10
M. 10 (Answer L) - 4 (times elected) = 6
N. 10 (years) + 1 (1) = 11
66 (Route 66) / 11 = 6

Final number :6


YY GUY = wise guy


BD ii = Beady eyes




TTH:

H=some say a checkerboard has 64 squares, others said 204
I=some say a pro boxing round is 3 minutes for a male/2 for a female

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 Column 4

H. 206-204=2 206-204=2 206-64=142 206-64=142

I. 2x(2x10)=40 2x(3x10)=60 142x(2x10)=2840 142x(3x10)=4260

J. 40/(30/5)=6.67 60/(30/5)=10 2840/(30/5)=473.33 4260/(30/5)=710

K. 6.67-500=-493.33 10-500=-490 473.33-500=-26.67 710-500=210

L. -493.33/21=-23.49 -490/21=-23.33 -26.67/21=-1.27 210/21=10

M. -23.49-4=-27.49 -23.33-4=27.33 -1.27-4=-5.27 10-4=6

N. 66/(10+1)=6




Congratulations Ladies you both get free entry to this years Miss wet T shirt competition, and a complementary T shirt with a choice of sizes; XXL and XXXL!




"Oh poor Tryagain"


You missed out female v female

Too old to remember

# 4. Now you are verging on the ridiculous. I mean does it show? Is it the white suit? It's the white suit isn't it?




Today I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ?'Are you going to help?' looking over I said ?'Nah, Six should be enough." Then all of a sudden...


The people living on A Two K Boulevard in Hollywood all decide to buy new house numbers (this has nothing to do with the recent fires) so they line up at Thoh's Hardware in order of their addresses: 1, 2, 3, ...

If his store has 100 of each digit, what is the first address that won't be able to buy all the digits for its house number




CCC FIRE








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ACT

thats absolutely correct

I have soiled myself

Put together six (6) matches to make four (4) triangles. You can't break the matches.

And i no u no TTH so shhhhh :wink:

401.....all the ones are used up with 391
1-99 uses 20 1's
so
1-99 is 20
100-199 is 40 (20 and 20 for the hundreds place)
201-299 is 20
302-399 is 20
total is 100...so 401 is out of luck



cease fire

[size=8]HOUSE NUMBERS
1-99 uses 10+10 ones
100-159 uses 60+10+6 ones (total = 96)
160 uses 1 one (total = 97)
161 uses 2 ones (total = 99)
162 uses 1 one (total = 100)
163 is the answer[/size]